smack a ham 

to (masturbate)

"i am so going to smack a ham to some net porn tonight!"

smack a ham by brian_n_ks January 23, 2009

smackaroonie 

a constant smack from somebody

did you know that liam smackaroonied my grandad last night?

smackaroonie by nobilly7 December 2, 2020

on the smack

A very dumb and spontaneous exclamation clarifying the time, usually occurs when good slang is on the tip of one's toungue but cannot be thought of correctly.

Jake: "Well, it's 3:30 on the smack..."
Gabe: "you mean to tell me?"

on the smack by PJake January 4, 2004

double wammy smack down

kicking some major butt. two people against one in a verbal fight, the two people win hense the double and smack down.

abbey and sara won a double wammy smack down against john.

double wammy smack down by Sara Allard November 28, 2006

Ill smack you stupid idiot ! Shut up! 

What it says on the child's face in the ad which may or may not be at the top of this page.

What a stupid ad.

Ill smack you stupid idiot ! Shut up! by Anonymous August 12, 2003

secks 

a form of sex, but performed by two women.. lesbian sex.. when said, it should be spelled out such as "s-e-c-k-s" if you write it on a large posterboard and tape it to your door your mom will probably ground you for about two weeks.. TRUST ME

"OH GOD! That was the best s-e-c-k-s I've had in DAYS!"

secks by StrifeOfGonads February 6, 2003

smack boot 

a stupid person-comes from 1970's UK crippled children that had to wear leg braces, one foot hit the ground normally the other went smack because of the weight of the calipers up the leg

look at that smack boot

smack boot by fat paul enema February 16, 2007