small hands small feet

Small hands+ Small feet = small dick. It's the law of proportion.

Ohmygawsh, I thought he was soo cute until i saw his junk.
- Did you forget small hands small feet =....
yepp. he looked like an asian baby.

see joe jonas

small hands small feet by kammi kazzi April 10, 2010

small twig 

Bob's best friend in a toon from weebls-stuff.com

I love you small twig!

small twig by kass February 20, 2005

small dick

a person who makes you feel ugly

‘Razvan made me feel really ugly when we were together’
‘He must have a small dick’

small dick by hghghghghgg April 23, 2020

small 

Useful in sarcasm for describing something that goes beyond expectations, is deserving of praise, or is otherwise a good thing(tm).

Opposite of large.
Usually used with prefixes such as "rather" and "particulary" to emphasise the sarcasm.

Can be used to sarcastically refer to large physical size, but not limited to this use.

Benny: Dude I think I've just scored on the lottery
Jack: Dude that would be particulary small, let me see those numbers!

Jenny: Did you see the size of that truck that passed us?
Mary: Yeah it was *rather* small.

small by Yozzer August 25, 2004

Small Asian 

1. A small Asian.
2. the name for a person smaller than 5'7".
3. Asian with a small penis.
4. A small penis.

Wow, your shorter than me, so you must be a Small Asian.
Eww, you have a Small Asian.

Small Asian by Aznman April 14, 2004

Small dick energy 

What insecure men who know they will never get a woman to engage in consensual mutual intimacy with them, project.

War, greed, violence, rudeness, bullying, are all a solely male endeavor, because there are many men out there born with tiny cocks, and aside from suicide, there is nothing they can do to fix this. So they try to bring everyone down with them.

Jeff Bezos has 120 billon dollars and makes his employees pee in bottles. It's revenge for being bullied by a girl in high school. Textbook small dick energy.

Small dick energy by RealityForRealists August 1, 2021

Small Blystad 

Small Blystad is a Norwegian dwelling creature who often inhabits London and the Midlands. They can be seen at "lad" gatherings in Costa or establishments such as Jack Wills. Often overlooked due to their small stature they can struggle in life being bullied by the dominant Jacko creature.

The Small Blystad was bullied by the Jacko.

Small Blystad by Dan-the-dick March 4, 2009