Fat-slap

The act of offering one's seat on public transport (most commonly the Subway) to a lady who appears to be pregnant but who is, as it turns out, just a bit fat.

John: Excuse me ma'am I see you are with child may I offer you my seat?

Natasha: What, bitch? Are you fat-slapping me!? I'm gonna beat yo' sorry ass!

John: Fuck off.

by J-Sox August 2, 2009

nobby slap

a powerful slap to the back of the head by nobby.

you just got nobby slapped

by overdrive123321 April 5, 2008

stool slap

the action of eating your own shit, then licking someone

OMG Rebecca just came in from outside and stool slapped the shit out of me!

by kemlebder March 30, 2020

Dutch Slap

A slap that is completely unexpected and uncalled for. The slapper does not need to be provoked in any way, he merely needs to feel the urge to slap someone and then succumb to it. Dutch slaps often occur when the slapper is in mid-conversation with a total dweeb.

Jon: The atmosphere on saturn is made up of three...

Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon hard in the face*

Jon: What the hell was that fo...

Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon even harder*

by steveclarkrocks February 21, 2011

Whoopi Slap

Where you fill your ass with a bunch of air, then slap your freind releasing what is a so called "Whoopie Slap" or a massive fart.

DUDE! Did you hear that Whoopie Slap?

by Liwty:) January 13, 2011

hogey slap

the act of slapping your shlong across someones face. usually preformed on woman when having sex but if preformed as a prank on a dude the administer of the hogey slap usually loses is hogey.

girl- yes more!!
dude- *smack*
girl- what the hell was that
dude- bitch you've been hogey slapped

dude 1- if you hit me with your dick you wont have one left.
dude2- sure sure *smack* what now. youve been hogey slapped?!?!
dude 1- you son of a bitch

dude 2- *riiiiiippp* ahhhhhh you bastard, you tore off my hogey.

by thechimmichonga February 21, 2011

sausage slap

when you take your dick and rub oil all over it and put sprinkles on it and whack someone in the face with it

Tyler: March, I'm gonna fucking sausage slap you if you say "I LOVE YOU" to my girlfriend again!
March: Okay.

by i_liek_dem_poniez July 19, 2012