Skeet

Slang short for the word mosquito.

Chad: Babe hand me the bug spray
Betty: Sure. How is it out there?
Chad: Its nuts. Skeet City out there. Skeets are out in full force !

Tate: Bug bite? Did you get it?
Sara: Yep. Smashed that skeet. No escape.

by tjamnz May 19, 2024

The San Francisco Skeet

When having sex doggy style and then releasing the skeet on her back. Followed by scattering loose rice pilaf onto said back shot.

I happened to have some rice pilaf nearby, so I gave her The San Francisco skeet upon finishing.

by StankyMane January 23, 2025

skeet catcher

slang for a womans genitalia

her skeet catcher was wetter then a slip n slide

by Stevo Paff July 14, 2008

skeet-police

A friend that comes to your place unannounced and screws your chances to bust a nut on a chick.

You come around when one of your chode friends are fuckin a chick. You screw up the mood and end all the sex before your little chode buddy can bust a nut all over his girl. Therefore, you're now considered, "the skeet-police."

by your little spermite January 21, 2010

mongolian skeet shooter

penis

no problem the good old mongolian skeet shooter cant solve!

by whough March 10, 2022

Skeet

Slang short for the word mosquito.

Chad: Babe hand me the bug spray
Betty: Sure. How is it out there?
Chad: Its nuts. The Skeets are out full force !

Tate: Bug bite? Did you get it?
Sara: Yep. Smashed that skeet. No escape.

by tjamnz May 19, 2024

no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)

"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."

by reaganaut October 7, 2011