Speed Trap

When a person let's you get comfortable and then tries to label your relationship prematurely.

We've only been going out for 3 weeks and she hits me with "so what are we?" She totally tried to Speed Trap me.

by Kyuzo1989 September 30, 2016

speed dialing

When a chick repeatedly phones you, and you use your phone on vibrate to get her off.

Speed dialing your mom was awesome! But now I can't get the smell out of my phone.

by BeefWellington11 February 9, 2018

speed bumps

Any potential sexual partner with herpes, warts, or any other STD that is "the gift that keeps on giving."

Ben saw Karen at the party and thought she was hot. However, his buddies warned him to be cautious or wear a condom because she has "speed bumps."

by Tony Cain October 18, 2006

Speed

A colloquialism used to refer to a friend

thanks speed

by speed22 June 20, 2011

shmeed

smokeable substance, slang also for Vagina and the name of several pets around the globe.

"Dude are you going to spark some of that shmeed up or what?" OR "Do you have any cream? My shmeed really itches!"

by Jennifer August 27, 2003

ok-speed mafia

List created so that friends and fellow car enthusiasts could communicate via the telephone. Each person on the list would then be assigned a 'mafia name' based upon certain characteristics or behavior. Also known as 'the mafia'.

*Sunburst St. Civic Gangstas own Shoreridge & The Mafia
*The Godfather is trying to contact the Assassin
*Shoreridge > Mafia

by Redshark July 30, 2003

Speed Bag

The thing a woman's clitoris turns in to right before you make her orgasm.

"I thought I was going to be down there all day, so I hit it like a speed bag and went straight to bed.

"Rachel and I aren't together. She just stops by for a good speed bagging once in a while."

"So dude, are you ever gonna speed bag that thing or what?"

by Shaymer January 1, 2009