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Sex

Something that doesn't exist
Sex is not real.
by Henryiscool February 16, 2022
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sex

when people suck dick and suc tits
selene: wanna have sex?

eight grader: sure
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The Sex

The Sex is the
A) The sexiest sexy time sex you've ever had.

B) A person who is the epitome of sexy
A) Dude: Yo last night i had The Sex with _____

Bro: No way man I heard shes a freak in the bedroom
B) Guy 1: Dude look at her she has the best ass I've ever seen and look at those eyes... wow

Guy 2: Dude thats Brittany she's the sex. she's berry hot.
by radmak December 5, 2012
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Sex

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Sophie was at a party with some friends. It was about 10pm and things started to get wild. She pulled James toward her and whispered "please daddy, come upstairs". So they staggered up the stairway to the bathroom. As soon as they had locked the door Sophie said "turn around" once James had turned away she stripped down and James did the same. He turned around and shoved his hard dick into her pussy. She moaned loudly and stuck her tongue in his mouth. James then stuck his finger up her ass hole which made Sophie giggle.Then Sophie said "Harder Harder Daddy" So James pushed his dick as far as it would go. A few minutes later Sophie and James got bored of just doing stand up sex so they decided to do 69 in the bathtub. Sophie sucked his hard dick. "Fuck it, we should do this every night" Suddenly the heard someone trying to turn the door handle. They stood up and James said loudly "Just going shit" Then they heard footsteps going back downstairs. "That was close" They went back in the tub and they had some more 69. Then they heard a voice from downstairs saying "party's over". They stood up and got dressed. As they were leaving the bathroom James said to Sophie "wanna come over to my house for the night?"
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Sex

Bob: I had sex with Anna last night and it was awesome.
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Sex

Timmy: Mommy what does sex mean?

Timmy’s mum: idk I’ve never had it your adopted
by Imaarealperson. December 8, 2021
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Sex

Sex is like math
You add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs
And pray you don't multiply
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Sarah and I were remembering high school math last night when we were having sex. We went at it like wild monkeys!
by Corn-Sizzurp May 20, 2021
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