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Seasoned meat

When you date an older man. Your man is not “old”. He’s seasoned like a delicious meal.

Seasoned definition means been around forever. And meat is whatever you want that to mean. It can mean Penis or the girth of their body
Damn your man is old! I’m surprised you’re even together.

Response: I like him cause he’s seasoned meat. He’s an acquired taste.
by Sophia in real life January 4, 2021
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Season

A term used to express 1 year
If we caught we gon go away for 100 season-tee grizzly
by Snowflake killer January 20, 2021
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Lil nigga season

Keep lil nigga away from yo fridge!
And watch until he becomes a god on February. (Lil nigga season will last until February 1 to September 31)
by Peanutpongbutter January 31, 2021
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dunking season

An extended period of time that is clearly ripe for opportunities to collectively denounce someone's bad behavior, especially if the response en masse was unexpected.
I'm not surprised everyone's taking a run at Bean Dad...it's been dunking season all pandemic long.
by QB Eagles February 2, 2021
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Allergy season

The time of year it's not cold or getting cold that the grief tragedy/sympathy inudustry/media/scientists/government/ healthcare officials warn people about another wave of disease.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy tries to get people to panic the most when the weather gets cooler, cold, or when there are lots of allergens in the air, since people tend to be less certain of their health during these times. People spend money differently when they panic, and the same people in the grief/tragedy/sympathy industry know that and capitalize off it. Allergy season helps them out, though it doesn't do everyone else much good.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
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Allergy season

Another season the grief/tragedy/sympathy/industry tries to capitalize on.
The grief/tragedy/sympathy industry (or system/machine) is going to capitalize on panic no matter what people are spending money on. What they call a win-win for everybody is something that is benefitting them, not everybody. Allergy season is just another excuse for some of them to justify reversing reopenings or adding more restrictions to fuck with peoples lives again.
by Solid Mantis March 11, 2021
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Shooting Season

Every year in America, shooting season is the months of February to May, since that is when most shootings take place. Shooting Season.
by StriderThritySeven March 24, 2021
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