Shark

A verb.

To shark refers to more than one person randomly walk up to an unsuspecting victim, and stare into their eyes, with a straight face. Objective: completely freak out the person, make them uncomfortable.

Also, while sharking, you cannot touch the person. Just get close.

Me and five friends sharked (name) and she almost cried.

by Don Bounskibibal December 9, 2008

land shark

The result of being caught on the toilet, taking a shit, when you realize their is no toilet paper. So you leave your seat with your underwear half mast and race to the other bathroom in the house to wipe your ass - dropping small, sticky pieces of shit, that were attached to your cornhole, behind you all over the house - or land sharks.

I was dropping a grogan when the JWs came and knocked on my door. I thought it was the mail guy so I hurried up to wipe, but discovered I was all out of the good stuff. So I made a mad dash to the other bathroom and totally left a land shark in the front hallway.

by smittan September 7, 2011

sand shark

its when black girls just date white guys.

those girls are just sand sharks only for the white guys.

by the man 789 February 16, 2009

Shark Mouth

The smell of someone after drinking the bright yellow energy drink Shark, manufactured by the geniuses at Shark AG. A cuttingly sweet saccharine disease ridden aroma. What people with leprosy would probably smell like if they had munched sugar until their rotting teeth had dropped from their oozing gums.

What the f**k, your Shark Mouth has knocked my guts splashing.

by dextaar April 22, 2006

Butt Shark

Some one who likes to look at butts. Primarily someone who gropes butts at key moments.

Get your hand of my butt, you butt shark!

He's a real butt shark, always scoping out the butts looking for a kill.

by Ziggamus October 18, 2007

Mud Shark

(noun) A dump taken in the ocean.

See: Speckled Corn Trout, Brown Tarpon, Speckled Cornfish

"I ate a big breakfast, drank too much coffee, and when I was out on the boat later, I had to take a dump... so, I jumped in the water and let loose a huge mud shark."

by Jeffrey Lebowski, Jr. December 9, 2008

Mud Shark

A Type of Shark that are found in the shallow waters of Chichester Harbor - South England. The sharks nest and raise their young, over the summer period, just under the surface of the mud. Mud Sharks normally range between 2-3ft fully grown although their are rumors of 3-4ft sharks that lurk in Bosham Channel. Mud Sharks are generally not harmful to humans except when protecting their young when they have been known to attack children bathing.

"ARGH I just saw a mud shark"
"aaw look at that fish... OH WAIT ITS A MUD"
"Don't let the Mud Sharks get you"

by SharkWatch01 July 18, 2009