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Weak-sauce 

The utmost example of lame.

The pinnacle of pointlessness.

Weak-sauce is best used as an adjective to decribe how pitifully someone has failed when they were actually trying their very best.
When motivating your children:

"Really son, is that the best you can do? What is that? A TURD!!! You are supposed to be drawing a picture of your family for this homework assignment! Do you hate us? Would you prefer living on the street? That finger painting is so WEAK-SAUCE!!! No, you are weak-sauce!
Weak-sauce by Malek Taus January 19, 2008

lost in the sauce 

Lost in the sauce is when you are loaded drunk, so you're a bit out of touch with reality.
I'm lost in the sauce once again. (Ween song)
lost in the sauce by bgal December 25, 2007
This is a term used while someone is high,or drunk
Bro I am so sauced up right now
sauced up by keefkilla May 15, 2014

Noob Sauce 

Noun. The theoretical excrement that is expelled from one who is not skilled at a particular activity or game and is subsequently beaten handily due to the aforementioned lack of ability.

May also be used a way of describing one who is inferior, juvenile, or otherwise pathetic.

Most commonly used in the video game world as an expression of substandard performance.
I beat Aaron and Jon so badly at hockey today that there was noob sauce all over the rink and it clogged the Zamboni.

I just pwnd that pathetic noob sauce at Halo.

My 5 year-old brother is such a noob sauce, he drank Windex thinking it was blue Huggie.

A Wendy's drive through is not an appropriate place to find Noob Sauce.
Noob Sauce by bag57 November 16, 2009

Reliable sauce 

(Reliable sauces). Ejaculatory material; Semen.
I'm worried I may be pregnant, Doctor: My boyfriend mis-timed his withdrawal and instead of giving me a pearl necklace, he doused my hairy kebab with his reliable sauce.
Reliable sauce by Dr Zog. August 25, 2006

farter sauce

The soft or crusty brown layer of residue frequently found on the inside of underwear.
The more chili my husband eats, the more farter sauce I find in his underwear.
farter sauce by PapaEllis October 15, 2012