Rule 16

Rule 16 states that "No boner shall go flaccid without proper ejaculation." This means that a boner must reach ejaculation by means of vaginal, oral, anal sex or by masturbation before it is aloud to return to a flaccid state. Rule 16 applies at anytime of day, in any location or situation. Unorthodox methods of ejaculation are encouraged.

Mike: Jon has a boner! I see it in his sweat pants!

Jon: Damn. (Jon applies Rule 16 and pulls out his dick and jerks off)

by truman1432 July 27, 2012

Rule of thumb

Originating from the Middle East, this refers to a father trying to penetrate his daughter with his thumb in order to assess whether she is ready to be married off. If penetration is impossible then she is not ready for marriage.

As a rule of thumb, Samira thought her father was somewhat unpredictable.

by Achmed1977 April 24, 2009

Rule #678

Anything that exists will become P A N C A K E. No exceptions. Your school? Pancake. Your Pet? Pancake. Your mom? Hella pancake. Candice? …

“Ayo you heard of Rule #678?”

“Yeah Emily made a pancake of me lmao”

by LegiterallyConstant June 14, 2021

rule of 3

In Heroclix (miniature game with Superheroes) no stat can be altered (increased - decreased) more than 3.

Lakis: My Punisher's damage becomes 6 from two after RCE (+2) and two perplexes!

George: No, it doesn't. Rule of 3, failure!

by noirext January 25, 2009

Rule 337

Do not jump in front of a camera and stick your tongue out unless you are a faggot/female.

faggots & females = rule 337 breakers

by bitchesaintshit666 June 8, 2009

Rule 34

Involving sexual//explicit things of said person.
Person being told has porn on the internet.

Girl: I still play "the gameeee"....
Boy: But there is also porn of you...
Girl: blank stare
Boy: Rule 34
Girl:......no comment.....

by Funnymoment November 21, 2009

Rule 42

The original Rule 42 was stated over 9000 years ago, at the end of World War I. It states, "The face is not important compared to this." The modern definition can be considered Tits or GTFO

"Oh, hai guys! I'm new to this thread lolz. What's up?"

"Rule 42 bitch!"

by Anonymous Contributor Person February 17, 2009