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alabama river

Hey Coors light tasted like shit so I made a Alabama river
by Longniggerjohnson January 1, 2017
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River Effect

The River Effect is when a friend uses/shows off an item especially in a video game frequently enough that you have to acquire it for yourself.
River effect dude, I just had to get it!
by RightTriggerLeftTrigger November 16, 2023
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River

River is the best person you will ever meet in your entire lifetime. She is so hilarious and the most beautiful girl you have ever laid eyes on. She can be very kind but also rude if you make her mad. She will judge you so much if you do something bad to her or her friends. She has the best fashion sense ever and you will never see her without a fashionable outfit on. She is the funny energetic friend everyone needs. She is the best person know to exist.
Person 1: Hey have you seen River today?

Person 2: ya she was wearing the most beautiful outfit ever and was so funny.
by Lebuffwindyspirt December 27, 2023
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River

i love river with all my heart and might, they're so attractive too, i win at life tbh
River is a very nice person
by MialovesRiver June 27, 2021
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RIVER

River is an autistic, ghost band loving person. They are ankle biter
“RIVER STOP BEING GAY
by Noahthenoah November 4, 2022
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D-Nile River

When you are about to insert your meat stick in either the front or back door and all of a sudden you pre ejaculate in the crevice of your partner crack and now you are in denial. Hence why it’s called D-Nile river! D from your Dick, Nile like the river. Denial because you are ashamed!
I’m so sorry! Your attractiveness caused a D-Nile River running straight to your clean sheets!
by AR13$ November 3, 2022
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River North Landmine

When you blow a load in a rubber and drop it into the ho's shoe. She comes out, gets dressed, and steps into a River North Landmine.
I nailed this chick and slipped the used rubber into one of her shoes when she went to take a shit. When she came out and put on her clothes she stepped into a River North Landmine.
by Peter Damn Smith December 1, 2021
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