I'll put it in my memoirs.

A snarky expression to mock someone for saying something uninteresting or that adds zero value to the conversation.

Flo: I ran 10 miles yesterday!
Joe: Great, I'll put it in my memoirs.

by guacamole face March 4, 2017

I’ll Put You in a Corner!

Slang for aggressively putting your mate in the corner and engaging in gay sex.

After Corey flirted with Raphael, Raphael told him “I’ll put you in a corner!”

by Coolio9669 April 30, 2021

put me on brick mode

Saying to get the boy hard.
To get the penis hard

P1: dude she put me on brick mode wearing that dress
P2: i hope she puts me on brick mode

When a dude is sexually aroused he is put on brick mode

by rotfalmbo October 10, 2016

Now put that on your sandwich!

used to indicate that someone should accept what one has said even if it is unwelcome. Similar to the phrase 'put it in your pipe and smoke it' but less offensive in nature.

I quit, now put that on your sandwich!

by skasian August 26, 2016

Put your mum in the crapper

Said in a fake british accent, its meant as an insult or threat.

"I'll put your mum in the crapper, luv"

by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020

putting pennies in the pound jar

Making a very small or worthless contribution (see also: putting dimes in the dollar jar for American)

She might as well be putting pennies in the pound jar with the help she's contributing.

by Ellgrace June 23, 2020

That put the wood in your pecker

That gave you an erection,something that excites you,

Took my kid for his first race down 1/4 mile drag race, turned to him and said "That put the wood in your pecker"

by MMcGowan September 20, 2012