I put that shit on everything

Definition: a profession of absolute honesty from one person to another. It is a variation of the phrase, "I put that shit on everything that I love."

Origin: Unknown. However, the phrase is extremely popular in the Southeastern United States, particularly in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisana. Since hot sauce (or pepper sauce) is so popular in these states, hot sauce manufacturer, Frank's Red Hot, uses it as their official slogan.

Variations:
"On God"
"On everything"
"Put that on something"
"I put that on my momma/grandmomma"

Me: Bro, I don't know what happened to your wallet.
You: I don't believe you. I think you're lying...
Me: I don't have it, serious. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING!

by thetillmansneakerreview January 30, 2021

I'll put a tail on you

To fuck someone from behind . Can be used as a chat up line or as a warning / threat .

Girl : hey wanna come over tonight ??

Boy : yea - ill put a tail on you girl

Bouncer : your too drunk , your not coming in

Customer : shut up ya dull cunt - I'll put a tail on you !!

by Gazza October 4, 2016

I’ll Put You in a Corner!

Slang for aggressively putting your mate in the corner and engaging in gay sex.

After Corey flirted with Raphael, Raphael told him “I’ll put you in a corner!”

by Coolio9669 April 30, 2021

I'll put it in my memoirs.

A snarky expression to mock someone for saying something uninteresting or that adds zero value to the conversation.

Flo: I ran 10 miles yesterday!
Joe: Great, I'll put it in my memoirs.

by guacamole face March 4, 2017

Put One Up Top

To take a dump in the tank part of a toilet. Usually done as a sick prank or a means of revenge

John totally dissed me so I went to his bathroom and Put One Up Top!!!

by R-Dickulous October 18, 2020

putting pennies in the pound jar

Making a very small or worthless contribution (see also: putting dimes in the dollar jar for American)

She might as well be putting pennies in the pound jar with the help she's contributing.

by Ellgrace June 23, 2020

Now put that on your sandwich!

used to indicate that someone should accept what one has said even if it is unwelcome. Similar to the phrase 'put it in your pipe and smoke it' but less offensive in nature.

I quit, now put that on your sandwich!

by skasian August 26, 2016