to be a 50 pounder 

A 50 pounder is a consultant or advisor that gives unsolicited and useless advice, with the ulterior motive of getting paid for his apparently "quality" services. He is a salesperson, good with words, that can trick a naive person.

The 50 pounder is actually skint and has very little money in their bank account (about £50). When confronted, the 50 pounder gets aggressive due to his/her fear of being exposed.

To be avoided via good bullshit detectors and due diligence.

Dude, stop talking to him. He's a scam and his greatest achievement was only to be a 50 pounder.

to be a 50 pounder by keepexploring May 9, 2020

pondered 

Thought about

She pondered the fact.

pondered by giggirl2005 April 10, 2017

Plunderer 

An epic anime for the best weebs

U watch plunderer? I heard the PLOT was good

Plunderer by Epic not h-tai April 30, 2020

butt plundering 

To privateer upon/inside one's asshole.

Butt plundering, America's pastime, is an excellent example of the sort of thing that should not be performed without protection.

butt plundering by ass pirating December 14, 2013

is your pond frozen?

An ambiguous phrase referring to parts unknown. In Canada and other Temperate regions that suffer a large climatic range, frozen bodies of water may not be safe for a majority of the winter months. Is your pond frozen?, has of course been turned around for more devious uses.

It is often used as a "come on" term by men to find out if the object of their desire seeks to lay with them.

John: Hey Jill, is your pond frozen?
Jill: Oh John, you are such a pervert.

is your pond frozen? by BeatmasterB January 30, 2010

Move slower than pond water 

The way a lazy person moves to do anything.
Because pond water barely moves.

"Hand me that board."
(Lazily moving)
"Man you move slower than pond water."

Move slower than pond water by Essej snosrap June 30, 2016

Swamp her pond

Doing cunnilingus.

Swamp her pond is Used to describe when someone does cunnilingus with a female participant
"You totally swamped her pond dude!"

Swamp her pond by Spaghetti man - noodle stealer August 25, 2021