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pooning the loom

a sexual fetish for weaving, tapestries, yarn or anything that could make fabric. And also fabric itself.
Hester sure did like pooning the loom until she was injured by the weight of the loom and had to resort to sex with yarn.
mugGet the pooning the loommug.

poon

A word with no set meaning, but which has a few widely accepted uses.

Widely accepted uses:
poon:
1. (verb) To defeat, or (in any sense) to dominate someone (often with vulgar undertones)
2. (noun) Someone who pisses you off
3. (verb) To piss someone off
poonie:
4. (noun) Significant other or bromance
1. Peter just pooned his opps.
2. You're such a poon, Phil.
3. You're pooning me off so bad, Adam.
4. Robert is my poonie.
by lilpoonie October 18, 2025
mugGet the poonmug.

poon whistle

A mans instinctive reaction to drop everything he's doing when a female calls.
I was talking on the phone with a homie, he got the poon whistle, and hung up on me in 3 seconds.
by red dragons red rocket February 20, 2025
mugGet the poon whistlemug.

poon

They are such poons! Aka sutton and coy
by ryan gracie June 29, 2020
mugGet the poonmug.

poon

used to describe a vape or other electronic nicotine vaping device.
by rvvv January 26, 2025
mugGet the poonmug.

Poon sash

Jonah has a nice poon sash.
by peahead95 February 28, 2011
mugGet the Poon sashmug.

Poon Wagon

A Poon Wagon is the same as a Train. The only difference is that a Poon Wagon is a number of females and only one male.
"Yo son I got poon wagoned last night"
by Martinez53 October 24, 2008
mugGet the Poon Wagonmug.

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