Slang for being absolutely mangled on ketamine — legs don’t work properly, balance is gone, and you look like you’re trying to ride an invisible horse sideways.
“Hey, Gaz is on the wonkey pony, go grab him and tie him up.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
“Took one bump too many and spent the night galloping on the wonkey pony.”
by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025
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“We hit the wonkey pony zone about 3 a.m. — couldn’t tell if we were on the kitchen or in the moon.”
by The real slippery gypsy August 19, 2025
Get the Wonkey pony zone mug.A guy pretending to be or is soft, Sophic or lesbian like in order to get women typically bi or pan sexual. They prance around court women leaning on sophic traits. They may lean on being beta males or pretending to in order to attract women
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Wow I got pretty wasted at the pub last night and i rode a green pony home. It’s still out the front of my joint.
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Get the Green Pony mug.Pink Pony Club, in addition to being the name of a bar in Los Angeles, serves as a symbolic reference to the LGBT community, particularly within the context of Chappell Roan's song of the same name. The song explores themes of acceptance and finding a sense of belonging, suggesting that the Pink Pony Club represents a space where individuals feel welcomed and celebrated for who they are. It's a metaphorical haven for self-expression and community within the queer experience.
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Get the Pink Pony Club mug.The Pony Kingdom or Pony Kingdom is My Little Pony creator Liam Keel the King of MLP's digital and real-life organization which is going to be the 196th country on planet earth and the first brony nation.
It is a constitutional monarchy lead by a King & Patriarch with a Prime Minister and acting Prime Minister for the public side of things and other positions like Security Director and Interior Minister for the peacekeeping as well as a secret service equivalent to keep bronies in compliance.
The predecessor called the Kingdom of My Little Pony was very similar in many ways but on February 18th, 2025, it was renamed to "Pony Kingdom" or "The Pony Kingdom" so merch could be pursued by the brand owners involved.
It is a constitutional monarchy lead by a King & Patriarch with a Prime Minister and acting Prime Minister for the public side of things and other positions like Security Director and Interior Minister for the peacekeeping as well as a secret service equivalent to keep bronies in compliance.
The predecessor called the Kingdom of My Little Pony was very similar in many ways but on February 18th, 2025, it was renamed to "Pony Kingdom" or "The Pony Kingdom" so merch could be pursued by the brand owners involved.
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