Ass Pony 

Much like being a smart ass, but in a more light-hearted manner; the action of stating the obvious for the (laughter) benefit of everyone except the person the statement is being addressed to.

Wife: "Why won't the car start?"
Husband: "I don't know. Did you put the key in the ignition and turn it?"
Wife: "Yes... ass pony."

Ass Pony by thriwn_rod September 30, 2010

pony up 

Fuck Off

Greg: Hey Mike I just screwed the boss!!
Mike: Hey Greg...pony up...you pug-faced asshole.

pony up by Bianca February 5, 2004

Ponson 

A fat, slovenly aruban who dubs most kinds of beer "shit".

That ponson wouldn't touch the Nattie Boh. He called it shit.

Ponson by BaltoRadioGod March 26, 2003

pony 

Noun
A person who is being a Pussy. Begins with P and ends with Y.

That banker stood me up and didn't even call. What a total pony.

pony by Museli December 12, 2008

pony 

A very uncool person; too ugly to be a geek, too stupid to be a nerd. A very gullible, irritating individual. One who dresses like and listens to Barry Manilow. Dances like a galloping pony, hence the name.

Did you see that pony with the polyester pants?

pony by MaryT August 12, 2005

Putin's Pony 

Another name for a Moscow Mule; a cocktail made with Ginger Beer, Vodka, and fresh lime juice.

Yo, Bartender- Vladamir! Three more Putin's Ponies for Ivanka, Svetlana, and I. No, make that four; Ivana needs a Putin's Pony, too!

Putin's Pony by Yoyoyammam111 March 28, 2017

Pine Pony 

when you feeling salty, or stupid,

"Awl man i just lost this game in spades", You on that Pine Pony.

Pine Pony by Taylor November 24, 2003