Paint 3D

Paint 3D is a built-in cheap photoshop and is pretty easy to use.

I used Paint 3D to fake my Driver's License.

by I like to scare little kids January 24, 2022

Smart as paint

Modern usage should be an insult. Just add "literally." Original meaning from the 1800s: clever or intelligent. First said by Long John Silver, a pirate (an occupation known for excellent grammar?) in "Treasure Island." But how smart is paint, really?

If your target researches the phrase, dictionariies only have the original, complimentary definition --- which becomes a sneaky insult if you add "literally."

You're as smart as paint, literally. Don't be offended. I was just paraphrasing a compliment from "Treasure Island." It's a literary classic.

by Albino Raven August 25, 2023

Holy Paint Chip Eater

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )

Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.

by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

Puffy paint

Look man I don’t actually know what puffy paint is but it is a sort of liquid that feels like glue, and whenever you put it on something it hardens up into a rubber material

Wat??? Idk how to use puffy paint in a sentence

Nah jk I normally say it like this

Yo bro

Yea?!

Imma puffy paint

by -somebodyoncetoldme April 25, 2022

Soft in the paint

When you think you’re a good loader doing an exceptional job but really are just very average.

That guy Jacob goes soft in the paint.

by THE GREATEST UB February 27, 2019

Paint-Gullopudos

One who gets angry when in physical contact with paint.

Carrie:Jimmie, don't be a paint-gullopudos.
Jimmie:What? I was just punching pai... oh yeah you're right.

by Taveouster May 10, 2018

Emergency Paint Job

When a young adult transphobe, often named Eddie, desperately needs a fast, heavy, bukkake-style glazing 💦 by a group of liberal poli-TikTokkers who are on Soros’ payroll.

Eddie was super thirsty and in desperate need of an emergency paint job.

by WorldsStrongestMayo February 8, 2025