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onion

1. an ounce of cocaine.

2. Allium cepa, the vegetable commonly known as an onion, also includes the shallot.

3. onion routing, a technique used by TOR (The Onion Router) to achieve a degree of anonymity.

4. .onion, a special-use top level domain name used to designate an onion service. Usually only accessible via TOR but Brave browser can access it too in private mode. Commonly used to buy drugs and weapons.
Example 1: Shaun went to his local dealer and asked for an onion. He got his moneys worth in cocaine.

Example 2: Toby was making a salad, so he added half an onion into the mix.

Example 3: Terry used onion routing to find out how to DDoS someone he has beef with on the internet without the government knowing.

Example 4: Kate went to dark.fail to find .onion drug markets.
by FuckDidMomSay January 25, 2024
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onionization

The process of satirical news of yore becoming real and ever more relevant. Derived from the name of a famous satirical news outlet The Onion.
I can see a high degree of onionization in current geopolitical affairs. This article has onionized. This will definitely be onionizing in a few years when an event happens again.
by j637man February 3, 2024
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One of the masters of chill. He passed AP Lit, AP Chill, AP Goofy and AP Flirty all in one year. He commonly frequents around Daech parties. He's so chill like you wont imagine, his girl bad as hell too. He's so chill sometimes that you cant even tell that he's there.
"Orson Moille is so fucking chill bro, I wish I was like him."
"I studied Orson Moille and got a 5 on AP Chill and AP Flirty."
by amgrogus November 16, 2023
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Onion man

A man who smells so vile that the stench can only be described as “smelling of onions
Friend 1: You know that one guy, name right?
Friend 2: Yeahhh… he smells so bad, it’s like… onions.
Friend 1: He’s like a superhero! Onion man to the rescue!
Friend 2: A superVILLAIN, you mean.
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Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS)

A psychological condition characterized by an extreme and irrational aversion towards individuals who abstain from consuming onions. Individuals afflicted with Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) display symptoms of severe derangement, often exhibiting fits of frustration, anger, or rage when confronted with someone who declines food containing onions or inquires about its onion content. This syndrome manifests as an exaggerated emotional response, leading affected individuals to lash out or become agitated in situations involving onions or onion-related dietary choices.
Despite Sarah's best efforts to politely decline dishes containing onions, her colleague Betty often succumbs to Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS), erupting into fits of frustration whenever Sarah's dietary preferences are mentioned.

Tom's Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) became evident at the dinner party when he aggressively berated his friend for refusing to taste the onion-laden appetizer.

Jenny's Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) reached a peak when her roommate opted not to order pizza with onions, prompting a vicious outburst about culinary preferences.

The online forum erupted into chaos when a user with Onion Aversion Derangement Syndrome (OADS) attacked another member when they suggested a recipe should not include onion, sparking an all caps meltdown about dietary choices.
by JohnsonMcsandwhich February 11, 2024
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Onion

Go-Yu: don’t u ever turn your back away from me Ye-Seong you fucking onion. You bow and respect me. If you want in you respect Go-Yu I’m the crime boss of Xi’An.

Ye-Seong: … *bows*

Go-Yu: *laughs* remember your an onion I paid a bottle of wine to bring you here to work for me.
by BigDawgRon February 19, 2024
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ononontonipwio

it means to be very intelligent and smart
stacy- omg she's such a ononontonipwio
bob- ikr!!!
by literally not kaitlin btw February 20, 2024
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