The best sport EVER EXISTED. By running Cross Country a human will transcend pass the normal human state and become undefeatable in life. In order to survive the practices and meets, you need to absolutely believe in your coach because he/she has been through this kind of practice and is now a metahuman. However, once you survive a few seasons of Cross Country, you will start to transcend like your coach and captain have experienced before you. What are you waiting for? Join Cross Country and start making your life better right NOW!
A: "Why does Kurtis never fail in anything he does?"
B: "He coaches Cross Country and he was a varsity Cross Country runner."
A: "Oh really? Where can I sign up for Cross Country? I need that in my life RIGHT NOW!!!!"
B: "He coaches Cross Country and he was a varsity Cross Country runner."
A: "Oh really? Where can I sign up for Cross Country? I need that in my life RIGHT NOW!!!!"
by feelsDepressed November 4, 2017
Get the Cross Countrymug. by Alec Nicks February 14, 2023
Get the Cross your cheeksmug. A reference to the lunar cycles and the way that human fingers protrude from our bodies, thus being an external force as well as an internal force. They are at once of the body but apart from it. Thus to cross the fingers is to merge forces and invite chaos.
"Oh man, I dropped my phone in a puddle and a bus run over it."
"Ah mate, you must have had your fingers crossed."
"Ah mate, you must have had your fingers crossed."
by MysticPetye November 23, 2021
Get the Fingers crossedmug. last night i took an edible before the party, i drank at the party, then someone had coke so i did that too. i was absolutely criss crossed
by gooperman May 26, 2024
Get the criss crossedmug. An anti-masturbation cross is a device used by wankerphobic Christians. It combines the cross with straps to keep people from the age of 5+ from masturbating. It should be ended to help end wankerphobia.
John's parents are going to buy an anti-masturbation cross. I'm praying for him. I think Seb may have tipped them off.
by A_Manwithhiv April 22, 2021
Get the Anti-Masturbation Crossmug. ahhh munks and the guys of the event will go to the cross walk and walk across while tring to avoid the falling rhinos and anchors.,!@#? and firetrucks.
metro colin anus aribasn yooopooo gooot a frind an yoooo napoleon 48 person cross walking event, i watched a turkish guy shit in a toaster and cook it to perfection.
by aggagagdegigfidhfgkdjvhjhaaaau November 17, 2022
Get the napoleon 48 person cross walking eventmug. An entertaining free spirit. Loyal yet terrible communicator, often associated with a person being shy around large groups and at ease among close peers. Preferring intimacy. Enjoys the highs and lows of life as learning blocks. Excited by travel and new ideas.
I felt like such an Ali Cross at the party the other night with all those celebrities.
She was like an Ali Cross in the bedroom.
She was like an Ali Cross in the bedroom.
by Captainfunnybones May 14, 2017
Get the ali crossmug.