Gets Her Cookies

When a woman has an orgasm.

Her previous boyfriend was a Minute Man, but now she gets her cookies almost every time.

by RDHanson June 28, 2010

nad the impale-her

The real name of a Sex Vampire who bummed a load of Carpathians in Moldavia around the 1st century before Winona Ryder chucks herself in the river for being a klepto. Used to impale people on his four foot dick which he also fought with.

Nad the Impale-Her pornstar name in spoof movie of 'Barb's Stoked U Know's Spankula' from 1993, pisstake of cool Keanu flick.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish October 11, 2008

cosby'ed her ass

Inviting a woman on a date to your home for dinner while she is currently having mental/social/physical/menstrual problems and then giving her some pills for her "issues" knowing full well the pills will incapacitate her long enough for you to do what you will with her.

Garth: " hey man, what did you do to Gina, she's says she never wants to see you again?"

Miles: " She was having period problems so I Cosby'ed her ass. "

by Jackson T Scoobycock November 30, 2014

glued her to the couch

To have sex on the couch. Often times occurring when the bedroom is occupied.

After we went back to her place, I glued her to the couch.

by slurber August 8, 2011

sneeze in her mouth

When a guy gets very aroused during a blow job and he cums in a girls mouth. Cum is gross. He might as well just sneeze in her mouth.

Spitters are quitters, but i don't want the guy to cum in my mouth in the first place. Gizz is gross, he might as well just sneeze in her mouth.

by bitch basket fagola October 30, 2010

gizzle in her fizzle

giz in her pussy hair

hey biotch come here and ill gizzle in your fizzle

by Dayne Tour September 25, 2003

Her/she Bar

Someone who puts their pronouns in their bio.

Jimmy - She seems cool
Philip - Yeah but she's a her/she bar. She has pronouns in her bio
Jimmy - Dang! Another lost one

by Mr. Rugby March 13, 2021