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Windows News

A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.
Bob: what is that virus on your screen?

Carl: That is Windows News.

Bob: is it dangerous?

Carl: Oh you don't even know!
by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021
mugGet the Windows Newsmug.

New Addington

New addington is the hotspot for knife crime and gangs. But they got decent food so it’s good. There’s a wiff of tory, because of their costa. There’s also very good schools like Meridian High School!
“Hey, wanna go to Selsdon?”
“What about New Addington?”
Are you dumb? It’s a shit tip
“But there’s kfc”
by zhongli’shorsecock420 November 21, 2021
mugGet the New Addingtonmug.

New Awaken

An amazing realm where people and gravel live together in capitalist city
Man i love this realm called New Awaken
by NEWAWAKEN October 27, 2019
mugGet the New Awakenmug.

New Montario

The least populated and least popular American state, having a few hundred people it was the birthplace of the misiveria founder and Geronimo Stilton
Person:Have you seen the news about New Montario? Person2: No,what is that place Person:Its where the Misiveria founder was born Person2:oh ok
by thenoneperson November 6, 2022
mugGet the New Montariomug.

New Mexiclaire

A New Mexican éclair, a tortilla fried in butter with cinnamon and sugar sprinkled on top. Then you roll the tortilla up and cut it, making tiny cinnamon rolls. Makes a fun snack and great for parties.
It's a similar process as making cinnamon rolls except with a tortilla.Yum, this New Mexiclaire is better than sex in my mouth!!
by arianatweezerfingers September 11, 2013
mugGet the New Mexiclairemug.

New Cumberland

A bunch of fake gang members that think there hood bunch off white boy pot heads drug addicts Bugs in there schools
He said he was a gang member but he lives in New Cumberland
by uqvx September 21, 2021
mugGet the New Cumberlandmug.

new poor

those with little experience being broke, lacking the savvy and wisdom of professional urban survivalists.
"Damn these new poor, on my spot!" "Hey, you! Back the hell off my turf, one panhandler per corner!"

"Don't let any of those new poor follow you back to CardBoard City or I'll cut ya!"

"Look at the blood on this dumpster edge...hilarious. Had to be from climbin' in. These new poor don't know they ass from a hole in a groun."

dumpster divas
by 6uldv8 July 25, 2016
mugGet the new poormug.

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