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The messy max 

Long night of drinking you vomit into her lap while ur licking it up
I don't remember eating ravioli but when I was giving charity the messy max I realized that wasn't raviolis they were spaghetti-hoes.
The messy max by Mysterious mavis February 9, 2025

Pulling a Musselman

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.
Steve:i think i will get the waffles

Jeff: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Jeff: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Steve: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Jeff: Dude, you are totally Pulling a Musselman
Pulling a Musselman by musselman123 December 11, 2011

Den no muss 

Jamaican patois for "of course!" Or, "must have!" Or, "must be!"
American: "Did Usain Bolt win the 100m final?"

Jamaican: "Den no muss?"

Einen Scheiß muss ich! 

Unfriendly responds to someone who‘s telling you that you have to to something.

Literally translated: I’ve got to do shit!
Chuck, du musst das bis Freitag fertig haben.
Einen Scheiß muss ich!

Mississippi spit in missy 

The act of spitting your chewing tobacco into your woman’s butthole.
How did it go last night?”
“Oh great, hank gave me a Mississippi spit in missy. Gotta hit the bathroom. Some kodiak is shooting out my back door.”

show.me.your.mossybank 

Extremely funny, pretty amd $WAG tiktoker with a very cool pfp
-"Do you know show.me.your.mossybank?"
-"Yes omg they're amazing i LOVE their videos"
-"Me too, they're so swag"