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Muffin Cake

An amazing dessert. It is a cupcake that got to big ...and looks like a muffin. Easiest to make when your very tired and not paying attention.
MAGS: WOAH these cupcakes are HUGE!
KAYS: DANG did we make muffins ?
MAGS&KAYS: no we made....Muffin Cakes. :)
by MKAY93 March 16, 2009
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muffin code

Used at my school to talk about sex and not have anybody know about it. Invented by some hot girls.
have/eat a muffin= sex
Blueberries= guy
Raspberries= girl
Peach= public hair
Banana= penis
plastic wrap= condom
You can add whatever fruit and/or eating utensil you want. With the miracle of the muffin code...understanding is absolute!
Girl 1: "You have a muffin last night?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, Raspberry on top mostly.
ate for a whole hour"
Girl 1: "taste good?"
Girl 2: "Hell ya! Eating raspberries and blueberries at the same time...mmmmm"
by Captain_Crunch February 3, 2005
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blueberry muffin

i had sex last week and now im pretty sick - that girl must've had a blueberry muffin.
by sexytime27 May 26, 2008
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Cunt-muffin

A noun, or the verb cuntmuffining, is used to describe when a girl inserts a mini muffin of a good flavor into her hoochie until you can't see it. After this her boyfriend proceeds to eat out the muffin very similarly to eating soft-serve ice cream when its melting, as to not let any drip from the sides of the cone, in this case the hoochie. After eating sufficiently, one should rinse with hydrogen peroxide to kill any herpes clusters ingested while eating the cunt muffin.
Dude last night I cunt-muffined Suzi, and the muffin was blueberry, it was the shit, I didn't let any drip.
by A Disturbed Child October 7, 2009
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Stud Muffin

by lezboly February 10, 2008
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chuck muffin

That dude name harmen is a chuck muffin.
by em12 April 17, 2008
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Muffin Queen

The queen of all muffins and in some cases, cupcakes too.
I am the Muffin Queen do not question my fluffy golden brown authority. The Muffin Queen herself, Sam Marshall.
by Sam the Muffin Queen February 1, 2008
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