Retarded Moose

A dodge ram that has a measly gas engine with tow mirrors to compensate for its lack of displacement and forced induction. Also, a retarded moose has a lift kit to fit offroad mud tires contrary to the fact that it is 2wd. The retarded moose is a cheap mans compensation for penis size.

If you can not afford a cummins, just get a retarded moose.

by theSeth May 22, 2019

Moose Chucker

A derogatory term for Canadians. From Canadia.

That Mountie was a total moose chucker. "Beaver crossing" my frozen, polite ass, eh.

by Generic User the Nth March 09, 2011

Moosed

Synonym friendly fire , moosing, when you accidentally murder squad mate .

Eddie didn't see recognize me and moosed me in the head with a 308

by Dayzbro June 11, 2024

Moosed

Gaining a lot of views

He is getting moosed.

by P-Station November 20, 2017

Moose nostril

Vagina

Did you get any moose nostril last night?

by Jim Dong September 18, 2021

mockey moose

Rough gay anal sex.

They had some great mockey moose

by BlitzRain December 21, 2021

Moose Antlers

While in the missionary position, the man uses his arms to move her knees to her chest and her feet around her ears giving the appearance of the woman having moose antlers

So I was balls deep in this chick and gave her the ol’ Moose Antlers

by Jmoney$$$$$$$$ May 18, 2019