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Michael Jackson'd

When you realize someone is the most talented, sexiest, cutest, most caring, most misunderstood man on the planet and your heart is broken because you will never meet him
I just fell in love with a wonderful man I can never have – I’ve been Michael Jackson'd!
by Moonbeamer One November 15, 2012
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Alan-michael

The combination of the awesomeness of Alan and Michael, smart,sexy and often falls in love with girls that are also smart and beautiful like a Salena.
Wow Alan-michael is so awesome and smart!
by alan-michael S February 28, 2012
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michael's dick

12 inches length, 3 inches wide, girls love to suck it and get slapped in the face by it!!
I wish I had Michael's dick!
by bapehatata March 16, 2015
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Michael

Rude kid who likes to annoy people but many people love him he is very sweet l but he loves to tease people, his favourite catchphrase is go to hell, he can be rude but many people absolutely love him.

To some is is a butthole though,

He also has a little baby dick
" oh my god I love Michael"
"Michael is a butthole "
by ThePooplesNation rules June 24, 2016
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Michael

A michael is a guy who always thinks so highly of himself and will yell at you if you do something slightly wrong or stop him from getting the W in fortnite and always swears and curses at every living thing he sees that contributed to his death in a multiplayer match also he is the one to stay home and play minecraft and brag that he was full diamond armor that is enchated.
God Damnit michael
by Moth Man76 December 5, 2018
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Michael

Trash at fortnite. Sucks at sucking cock. Likes to jack off to the Zoey skin.
Hey look at that it's a Michael.
by Mrballsacktitlover October 29, 2018
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Michael

A really gay boy. Usually ginger. Just all round queer. Shite at football. Once ww a boy
Oh look at Michael he’s going with a boy again.
by Turd mister 69 69 69 November 5, 2018
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