Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a male who does things to the annoyance of his mates.

Man 1: We playing online tonight?
Man 2: Nah Darryl is playing football for the sixth time this week.
Man 3: What an absolute mess of a bloke.

by BShields90 March 28, 2022

messy pete

Often used as a sign of dominance. When your bitch is about to climax you give her a Wet Willy.

Last night I gave your girl a messy pete.

by Messy Pete April 12, 2022

Mesky

Mesky is a normal australian person who plays Virtual Reality. He plays his favourite game Pavlov and his playtime is around what is estimated to be around 300-500 hours. He also plays many other games.
Discord: Mesky#4749

I love Mesky

by MrMesky/Mesky April 20, 2022

Messy fun

Dominic’s cum

It’s nothing like having messy fun shoved down your throat right before breakfast

by Titty hickey August 10, 2022

mesopenia

step 1: get some mesopenia

step 2: smoke mesopenia

i smoked mesopenia

by mesopenia August 19, 2022

mesopenia

Step 1. Get some Mesopenia
Step 2. Smoke the Mesopenia

That Mesopenia sure did taste good

by SALMON O'COMMY August 20, 2022

mesakutre

Mesakutre is a person who wants you to only be theirs. They think you should only be texting them. Mesakutre people never stop thinking about you and they are also very persistent and never stop trying to talk to you even after cutting ties with them they will try various things to talk to you again like splashing water at you, adding you to their close friends list etc. they also like feet for some reason

- Have you been talking to Sandra lately?
- No i cut ties with her but sandra is so persistent. She is mesakutre.

by Janmrteloba February 6, 2023