Chew the bark off the Fat log

a male asking a female to nibble and suck on there penis.

chew the bark off the fat log

by l3ogroll October 17, 2009

Irish Cream Log

The act of first taking a bowel movement (has to be one consistent turd) and than proceeding to urinate upon said bowel movement. After words the man must ejaculate upon the already urinated feces. The user than leaves it for the next victim.

Dude 1: I need to take a shit

Dude 2 (after leaving the stall, looking proud): good luck!

Dude 1: aww, dude! you left an Irish Cream Log!

by Inkk May 1, 2012

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a man? with a penicl that can be used to write on paper or other white objects not black ones unless its a super duper gangster white penicl that write on black things like sreggin

i have a pencil man its so awsum i can write with it its like the shit homie

by b-rent December 19, 2004

√(tan(π × Ans × sin(log(ln(cos()))))√e)

you for some random reason went onto a calculator and went thru the keyboard letters from left to right, up to down and got this... wow

person 1:"i am a freaking nerd, look if you put the if you put the keryboard into the calculator you get √(tan(π × Ans × sin(log(ln(cos()))))√e)".

person 2:"i commited rax evasion lol."

by anonymous December 14, 2020

I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you

the most intense dare ever to be wielded by anyone. cannot back out of it no matter what or chaotic things will happen.

DUDE! I double dog triple frog quadruple hog quintuple log sextuple blog septuple clog octuple old grog nonuple cog decaple flog duodecaple fast jog tredecaple prologue dare you to stick your dick in the blender.

by Keepo123 October 25, 2015

Throw another log on the fire

When you've clogged the toilet with shit and you have to shit again before you successfully clear the first clog

I know we haven't been able to flush that toilet in days but I'm about to throw another log on the fire

by Richard Penis January 9, 2023

log roping

When you drop a log of poop on the floor and shoot a rope of cum on it.

“I did some log roping the other day, you wouldn’t believe how glazed my turd was!”

by kaesui November 23, 2025