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liberal

great legends in their own minds
Hillary Clinton, Barry Soetoro , Harry Reid, Maxine Waters, Chuck Schumers are a few examples of liberals
by angrydan55 March 27, 2017
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Liberal

An idiot who is unaware that straight, cisgender white people really exist. Also known as "social justice warrior" or a sjw
Person 1: Did you know that Stephen King is a liberal?
Person 2: Well shit, he must be gay.
by Crythlex October 3, 2017
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Liberal

A person who believes that the only way to a healthy society is oppose everything that may be normal. See also: Hipster
Oh, because I am a liberal, I believe that vaccines can cause retardism, but you know, just ignore my stupidity.
by BobbyHi11 February 4, 2015
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liberals

cry baby snowflakes who need safe places, sanctuary's and therapy because they lost.
they come from an ara of participation awards and everything being handed to them.
Person one: hey did you see the liberals blocking the road?
person two: yeah i hit there dumb asses
person one: how many?
person two: 13, there worth 50 points each!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by world of tanks GOD February 28, 2017
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astronomical one-liners

The really geeky, nerdy, dweeby, and vomit-inducing phrases that nerds try to use to pick up sexy ladies.
Astronomical one-liners
"Hey sexy lady? Are you interested in astronomy? How about tonight you let me look at Uranus? I heard it's hard to find, but well worth the effort!"

"Excuse me lovely lady? Are you from Venus? Because you are so HOT! Did you know Venus has the hottest surface temperature? Just like you baby!"

"Hello sweet lady - there's no star-gazing like seeing you!"

"Hey baby - how about we go outside tonight? I heard that there's a full moon out."

"Hey lovely lady, you see that star up there in the sky? It's called Aldebaran, and it means lovely lady. Just like you."

"Hello sexy lady! How about tonight I teach you about the Big Bang theory? I can show you how those explosions made the whole universe!"

"Hello, sweet honey cupcake! Baby, how about tonight we go out and look at all the constellations? Tonight the Big Dipper is up - so what do you say. How about some big spooning honey?"
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
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Liberal

A person who knows better than everyone else. Can often be found enlightening others on how they should live their life.
Gwen:"you really should go to the farmers market, it's the best."

Ralph:"fuck off Gwen. Liberal."
by Judly August 20, 2013
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Operation Iraqi Liberation

A myth of Operation Iraqi Freedom devised by the left wing propogandists to con the American public into thinking the operation initials were OIL. Actually, they are OIF. Wishful thinking.
Liberal: Wow look Operation Iraqi Liberation, the initials are OIL. Case closed!
Conservative: Actually, it's Operation Iraqi Freedom.
by Shortyafter November 12, 2004
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