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Lemont High School

A school in Lemont, Illinois where about 80% of the student body are bigoted Trump supporters. This is literally the whitest school ever because you can count the number of black people on one hand. Not to mention that some of the teachers are just stupid. Not allowed to eat or drink in class. That has got to be child abuse or something.
Hey where do you go to school?

Lemont High School
Sorry
Yeah I'm transferring to Marian Catholic
by Littlebitstupid05 April 17, 2017
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lemonloaf

the loaf of a lemon, also a insult
today i ate the lemonloaf. it was very good
by Master_chang March 7, 2007
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lemon

An extremely tank human being, beyond belief, second to none
who can beat a terry up with his lemon knuckles
has had many songs dedicated to him
Cannot withstand more than 5 minutes of the beach
Has a group of mates with chodes
Fingered a ranger
the hottest ranger to rome the planet Earth
Got jacked of Threee times without a blanket
Resides in West side asia
*At a bodybuilding convention*
Holy fuck They look like lemon
Wait is that him
no no its arnold swatanigger
NO its a LEMON
lalalalala
by MX SHREDDER October 17, 2007
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Lemon Juice Chowder

When a man ejaculates into or onto a part of a female and then proceeds when finished to urinate on to said semen to produce a yellow and white concoction known as Lemon Juice Chowder.
Eddie: " Last night when i was getting anal sex Ryan cooked some Lemon Juice Chowder all over my face".

Ryan: "Yep, then when it was finished cooking I tried some and it was Delicious"!

Eddie:"I love you baby, let's make some more". (sexual groans)
by Lapp daddy October 12, 2011
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Happy Lemon

A carefree and extremely pretentious subspecies of hipster from the Philippines. They are usually found in "hip" places like coffee shops and forever 21 stores. A Happy Lemon cannot live without an apple product, or a fashionable pair of flip flops.

They often range from ages 15-32, and sometimes over.

The term originates from a milk-tea cafe known as The Happy Lemon, which became ridiculously popular despite the rancid taste of their beverages. The cafe was packed full of hipsters, day in and day out, who lined up with friends to hog a table and chat about pretentious, material things.

Since, "A Happy Lemon" has become a general term for pretentious manila hipsters who, despite the situation of the country around them, continue to live their petty existences of pretentious get togethers and social gatherings. They usually are from the middle class or the upper class, condescending upon those of the lower or less fortunate class. The money in their wallets provides them with comfort and fuel for their egos, therefore they make it a point to show off how better they are and how much more money they have in comparison to others.
Person One: "Starbucks is so overrated, let's try this rancid milk-tea cafe!!"
Person Two, seeing person one: "Oh my gosh did you see that girl? That cafe looks so hip, let's all go guys!"
Person Three, seeing person two: "It's the latest trend! Let's all go!"
Old Man: "Damn Happy Lemon Whippersnappers."
by Dobby's Unhappy Lemon November 5, 2011
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lemony*snickert

A person who pretends to have a family, but doesn't; who claims to have a job but doesn't; who claims to be nice, but isn't; who claims to have a life, but doesn't.lemony*snickert

All they have are witless quips and barbs at people they envy and snide, one line put-downs of anyone and everyone with more of a life than they have.
Ignore that poster, they never have anything of value to say, they are just a lemony*snickert.
by Reg Dwight September 7, 2003
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lemonmouth

noun: lemonmouth
The resulting appearance when a person tries to contort their face into a natural-looking smile while hiding their nasty teeth.
No actual lemons are sucked to create this look.

verb: lemonmouthing
The act of posing to form a puckered, pursed lip grin.
1. She has a decent body and a butterface; but the worst part is her lemonmouth.
2. The Queen of England was lemonmouthing in the photo.
by a&k connection September 19, 2008
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