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Kitchen Sinked

A sexual act in which multiple sex toys are used.
(i.e. Everything but the kitchen sink)
She had so many toys I suggested we use them all. She got Kitchen Sinked!
by Snot Rag February 14, 2018
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Douche-kitten

Someone who is cute and cuddly,but still acts like a douche.
Brother:Dude my little sister is such a douche-kitten!

Friend;Yeah,but she's cute and cuddly.
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Squishy Kitten

A woman who is brought up in a luxurious lifestyle and as a result only knows how to be a trophy wife and/or sex kitten.
A cook and a maid? That girl is going to grow up to be a squishy kitten.
by Bitches, man. April 18, 2011
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Party Kitten

A cute sub-par party animal. Has their moments in the spotlight on the dance floor, but only gets things going in the midst of chaos and dim-lighting. Generally not very self-concious; part of the party but not the scene.
Why is that kid fretting? He's just a party kitten.
by Avianasian June 2, 2011
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Turkish soup kitchen

The act of having one person in the middle of a circle of people, while everyone in the circle simultaneously has diarrhea all over the person in the middle.
After overhearing that Kyle was going to a soup kitchen, she decided to tag along. She was placed in the middle, and the Turkish soup kitchen began.
by Perpetual Expert May 6, 2013
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Alaskan Sex Kitten

Participants must not “landscape” before the event to get the full experience and must occur during the full moon after a fresh snow fall.
1. Attire must consist of your homeliest jacket
2. While wearing the jacket enter the hot with your partner(s).
3. Turn on the highest jets in the hot tub and channel your primal essence.
4. Remove yourself from the hot tub and slowly enter the snow while revealing your natural human form to your mate.
5. Proceed to find the first (not domesticated) animal and sacrifice in the name of the natural world.
6. Lather your partner’s body in the blood of the sacrifice in correlation with the rotation of the earth.
7. While purring like a mountain lion mount your partner in a primitive fashion and begin forcefully scratching down the back.
8. The tempo should continue to increase with each thrust until climax is reached.
9. Carry your partner back to the hot tub and begin ritually bathing each other until the blood of the sacrifice is no more.
10. Now exchange coats with partner and, hand in hand, walk towards the moon while thanking the cosmos for the enlightening experience.
“After performing the Alaskan sex kitten I felt one with nature.”
by Princess Runnin Fast Goin Slow October 10, 2013
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Kitchen

The word used to describe a group of women. (Similar to words like herd and flock)
Whoaah, Dude, what the hell was that?

I,I,I think it must've been a massive kitchen!

What, of women?

Yeah, what else dumbass?
by Scared Stiff June 22, 2011
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