John Holmes

An adult film star who got his start in pornographic films in the 1960s. Holmes was born John C. Estes, August 8, 1944, in Pickaway County, Ohio. He died March 13, 1988, of complications related to AIDS. Holmes was widely publicized as having a penis ranging from 12.5 to 18 inches, though adult stars routinely inflate their measurements. A recent attempt at discerning his length by comparing images of his penis to images of his other body parts produced a figure of 8.75 inches. The 1997 film "Boogie Nights" is loosely based upon Holmes' life.
John Holmes was one of the great stars of the Golden Age of Porn.
by Jake in NYC December 29, 2005
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John Lennon

he IS the greatest man to ever live, second only to Jesus. His ideas of peace, love, and harmony still stand firm...but the word's too fucking ignorant to go with it. As Immortal Technique would say, Lennon truly lived "Revolutionarily."
by Entropy May 13, 2005
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John Sample

1) A generic name used just like john doe or jane doe. It is a "sample name"

2) A generic name for a tool or a village idiot. Most commonly a generic wigga especially one with a great deal of wiggerness, particularly in the Northeast near New York but well outside of any real ghetto.
teacher "I'm going to have to write you up, whats your name?"
student "John Sample"

Intercom "Will (the mutha Fuckin') john sample come to the office NOW!"

AIM convo
"dude, john sample is such a myth"
"No way, I buy all my drugs from him"
"LoL, ur never gonna be able to rat out ur dealer - he is a john doe"
by Physics Man II November 01, 2005
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john thaw

Notorious british gangster, Godfather of the Birkbino movement started in L.P, Birkby in the early 1950's.
A ruthless villain, with a passion for liquor and fine women, 'the reverend JT' is known to have survived at least 7 attepts on his life, incluing a gunfight in fartown with the notorious Beppy da barcode. Now the stuff of legend, and serving 9 life sentances for murder, exstortion and armed robbery.
It is also widely knwon that he first coined the phrase 'mo-fo', when he famously bitch slapped pappy chiz in 62'.
Taken from 'John Thaw', the criminal underworld and gnagsters with style (2002, chemistry publications)
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john colonna

A mommy and daddy's boy who makes them pay his bills at the age of 21
John Colonna gets his mom to pay his jeep bill cause he can't pay for it and is spoiled
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John Roblox

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Jesse john

Jesse john is mist likely smart and loves computers. Jesse john are all mostly Pisces. They are all very rare to find and dont make them mad they gut very mad!
"Yo look its a jesse john!" "Watch out hes gonna throw hands"
by Littleguydood November 29, 2020
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