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Jared’s girlfriend

Jared’s girlfriend is a fucking weirdo. She looks like shrek or something and absolutely nobody likes them. She smells really bad and everyone talks about it behind her back. Jared feels bad but he kind of likes it
Is that Jared’s girlfriend

Oh fuck yeah it is hide. Can she just fuck off
by J123345 March 4, 2025
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Jared Effect Theory

Aka the ‘Jared Meeks Phenomenon’ occurs when, something that should go wrong won’t, to enforce one’s ego and ignorance on those around him.
The Jared Effect Theory would consist of someone telling you something profound/unbelievable, then the subject will either complete the task and get consumed by self affirmations, or the subject might come up with any excuse in the world to avoid being looked at as human.
by imchampurchump March 28, 2025
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Jaron Anthony Bathwraithe Versus Samuel Vilain

Jaron Anthony Bathwraithe Versus Samuel Vilain
Jaron Anthony Bathwraithe Versus Samuel Vilain
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025
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Jarold

Not to be confused with Harold, Jarold is the worlds best name for giraffes and symbolises love, family and youth.
Did you hear about the giraffe called Harold?” “NO YOU IDIOT! HIS NAME IS JAROLD!”
by Pollywoggles2007 April 2, 2025
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Jared Douche-ner

Nickname for Jared Kushner, the corrupt and sniveling son-in-law of Diaper Donald.
There goes Jared Douche-ner once again selling working Americans down the river while lining his own pockets.
by LaughingAloud March 30, 2026
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Jard Sale

It's a yard sale. But they took sounding it out to another level
Come to my Jard Sale. I'm selling things in my yard.
by He-he-ha-he June 10, 2025
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