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Jason

Jason is a ugly asshole. Jason overthinks a lot and tends to get no bitches. You don’t want a Jason. They are dicks.
Emily:Ew is that Jason
Ruben: Yea Jason gets no Bitches

Emily: I will never want a Jason
by Jason3247 July 3, 2022
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Jason

You are so smart that you waste your time searching up a name, like how sad is your life that you take time out of your day to search this up you pathetic loser
by Your pseudonym0420 March 28, 2023
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jayson

the sweetest, kindest, most beautiful lovable person you could ever meet. even speaking to him is like floating on clouds
Person 1 : why do you even like jayson?

Person 2 : cause he’s perfect
by hexgrl May 3, 2023
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ben janson

Usually a big faggot who cries about his feelings to girls, gay looking and tall
Cmon man you're acting like a real ben janson
by Ben mckillop February 27, 2017
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egyptian jason

Usually a horrible person.
Thinks the world owes him, wondering penis, Usually has shit tattoos, and even worse style in the women he shag's behind his girlfriends backs... I say girlfriends because he can't keep one for longer than a year, if he's lucky enough to make it to the year mark. Overall Egyptian Jason is not worthy of your time so stay clear.
"So I was talking to that lad the other day" "why he's such an Egyptian Jason"
by Bombajacketjune February 6, 2018
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yandere Jason

yandere Jason is a boy that has a yandere soul in his. he will not be yandere unless there love is close in a 16 feet radius he will do every thing even if it means cutting someone in half with a frizzing gardening saw.
Yandere Jason will do anything for his love. Yes that includes throwing you off of a frizzing school building.
by sylveonmaster January 15, 2019
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mike jason

THE ACT OF FISTING YOUR 2ND COUSIN WITH YOUR LEFT HAND WHILE FINGER FUCKING YOUR FAVORITE STEP SISTER WITH THE RIGHT HAND WHILE HAVE ORAL SEX WITH YOUR YOUNGEST SISTER AND FORCE FUCKING YOUR 2 GAY DADS WITH A DOUBLE ENDED DILDO WHILE THEYRE EATING A FRESHLY MADE SOGGY WHILE YOU PREPARED ALL DOING THIS IN ALABAMA IN YOUR FAVORITE BARNES SURROUNDED BY 100 MISCARRIAGES YOU ATTEMPTED WITH YOUR FAVORITE CHICKEN.
Imagine waking up to the default name temp-5438345 and realizing you forgot to do a Mike Jason last night
by The Real Mike Jason May 1, 2019
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