pullin a jackie

when you will DO any guy that looks good.......or......smoke a lotta weed and come to school

bobby: man andrew you dont look so good
andrew: im supah high....
bobby: dang you are just pullin a jackie
andrew: im a slut
bobby: there you go again

by bobby bryce February 26, 2008

online leather jacket guy

an online personality arch type similar to the creepy guy in the leather jacket smoking rolled cigarettes in the park or outside old pubs......... he has no friends and only bitter memories

'some online leather jacket guy started talking to me but mid sentence trailed off and started to cry'

or

'why does this guy sound like he's wearing a leather jacket and being sad outside a pub?'

by C. clarke July 16, 2014

Leather Jacket

Aka "Mother Fucker" ---- Leather Jacket is often picked up as a automatic word correction in text programs so as your are sending a text and want to call somebody a motherfucker you may find when it's sent that you have called them a leatherjacket. Very common on GoSMS.

See description for Leather Jacket above

by bdizzle562 October 29, 2012

Jackie Coogan

Bald, fat character actor best known for playing Uncle Fester in The Addams Family and countless 1950s/60s/70s B films and TV shows.

Jackie Coogan was the only true Uncle Fester.

by Rattus cattus October 26, 2006

jacked

Taken. Usually in a jacked up manner.

Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.

by Micron X February 24, 2010

ass jacker

Someone who lubes up his dick and uses his girlfriend's ass cheek to rub the head against while he jerks off.

David totally jerked off on my ass this morning!
No way!
Yeah, he greased it up and everything!
Wow! Your boyfriend is totally a pervy ass jacker!
I know! It's really hot!

by IheartJewishDick July 2, 2011

jacked

belligerently drunk, coming from the original jack who is always drinking spiked something. thank you jack for teaching me how to add gatorade to vodka, not the other way around, youre the man

dude, you are SO jacked

by hardcore eskimo February 4, 2005