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hype machine

a video game or movie that may or may not be good, but generates a very large amount of hype before it's release.
Gears of War for the Xbox 360 and the last 5 Star Wars movies were hype machines.
by spartan084 November 27, 2006
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haper

in the msn messenger game, "brain battle", if you do NOT know the answer to a question, you use THIS word.
"what is gwen stefani's middle name?"
"HAPER"
by yellowazn September 27, 2009
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Hyperion

Seifer Almasy's sword in FFVIII

An epic poem by John Keats

One of Saturn's moons

But most importantly, the gunblade.
John Keats wrote the fragmentation of Hyperion long ago, and the idea was taken by the creators of FFVIII for Seifer.
by stolen legacy June 1, 2006
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hypercrackemia

1. High levels of crack in one's system
2. Medical condition due to high levels of crack in one's system.
3. High on crack
Yo dog, I got hypercrackemia dog, I gotta come down
by DeanD October 23, 2006
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Hypercrastinate

(Verb)
1. The act of putting off work by doing a "routine" check of all your favorite Web pages, blogs, email, forums, and news sites for any updates before starting.
2. To follow random or interesting-looking links on a Web site, then following random links on the target site, until you are so far removed from the original site that your browser's "back" button can no longer help you find your way to the beginning.

Origin: Hypertext (http) + Procrastinate
1. "Sorry, boss, I didn't get that report done last night. I hypercrastinated all night."
2. "Hey, check out this cool new Webcomic I found while hypercrasting the other day!"
by t0rp0r December 9, 2008
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HyperAwesomeness

A medical condition afflicting approx. 23.4% of the world's population which refers to a person who suffers from being TOO awesome. Signs and symptoms include: cranial overload leading to explosions, impregnation of various people, exhaustion, and sleep disorders. Condition may be regulated with the use of an intervenous injection of approximately 250-500cc of HypoAwesome and in extreme cases, euthanasia.
Dude: Doc, i ain't feeling so good...
(after assessment)
Doc: I'm sorry son...but you're suffering from HyperAwesomeness.
Dude: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! (momentary pause) Wait...SWEET!
by Spee-Rad September 5, 2007
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hyperosity

Degrees of how Hyper an individual is.
His hyperosity level is particularly high today.
by st3ph3n September 22, 2007
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