Humanure

(Hoo-man-oo-er) It's exactly what it sounds like, the words "Human" and "Manure" combined. In short, Humanure is really just people poop.

Billy Madison: Let's go leave some flaming humanure on someones doorstep!

by Julia Dawn September 16, 2008

human slippers

To insert your feet into someones ass, preferably one foot per ass, and proceed to walk around with the persons on your feet!
Ideally you would use midgets!

i just got myself a pair of human slippers!

by Staplebrau September 30, 2006

Spontaneous Human Combustion

When a person, or Republican, randomly bursts into fire.

"Spontaneous Human Combustion can strike anyone, anytime, any--sic"

by Jacob The Just December 28, 2005

Humacious

Excessive; Highly exceptional or remarkable in size or amount or degree or especially extent or scope; immense; Extraordinarily large; The union of Huge and Massive.

That chicks hair-do is Humacious. That dude had a humacious zit on his face. My boyfriend has a humacious ......

by Tina Barth July 18, 2003

Human Salt Lick

wetting your balls then dipping them into salt and teabagging someone.

Dude, hes out, hurry! Give him the Human Salt Lick

by Rick Bross January 27, 2009

HumanTorch

One who is on fire or can create fire with mind

Joel Saville

Character from fantastic four comics and movie

A person who generates massive amounts of body heat

"Wow, he is like a humantorch"

"Have you seen the fantastic four with the humantorch?"

by wre r u April 14, 2009

Human Lantern

When you take a flashlight and shove it up someone's anus and proceed to turn it on. Thus creating a human lantern.

The power went out at julie's house so i gave her the human lantern.

by freddyfredjoe February 15, 2009