ugly hot

a male or female who has both ugly and hot characteristics about them. and is usually doable.

helena bonham carter is the original ugly hot.

pharrell isn't cute he is more like ugly hot.

by courtney&lu December 15, 2010

hot pussy

In reference to a good looking female of mating age. Can also be used to refer to a females' vagina.

Damn, she's one hot pussy.

by br1ght October 12, 2005

hot mousse

When a man, or woman, takes a dump in a woman's, or man's, hair; then uses it to style their hair into horns(or antlers).

Guy1: She's not hungry, she doesn't want a hot lunch. Holy shit I'm gonna give her a hot mousse.
Guy2: What the fuck is a hot mousse?
Guy1: I'm gonna shit in her hair and shape it into antlers!
Guy2: Damn that's awesome!!

by JerseyDave616 August 31, 2009

Hot Brunch

Like hot lunch but using Tin Foil instead of cling film.

Damn I've run out of cling film, we'll have to have hot brunch instead.

by CrustyGroinStain May 28, 2009

Hot Cafeteria

A kicked-up version of a Dutch Oven.

When you are laying in bed with a significant other, take a shit in bed and then trap them under the covers.

Samantha almost threw up when she was tricked into bed by her husband with a surprise that turned out to be a Hot Cafeteria.

by CWKI May 1, 2011

Revenge Hot

Revenge Hot is the new level of hotness you strive to achieve after being scorned by a romantic interest or bf/gf. This is shallow, superficial and petty and DOES make you feel better.

The goal here is twofold:

1) Ideally, he/she who scorned you will feel like an idiot the next time they see your even-hotter-than-before self.

2) By increasing your hotness you increase your chances of finding a better candidate next time around.

Jennifer Aniston gets exponentially hotter every time she gets shunned by a love interest. She is the master of revenge hot.

by lovepeaceandchickengrease September 14, 2010

Hot Snapple

When your partner is performing oral sex, one pisses in said partners mouth.

Yo, I gave her a hot Snapple!

by SomeonetookmynamE February 20, 2007