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dolphin hook

A sexual act in which the woman and man are having sex doggy style. The man, without telling the woman, switches to anal sex. While doing so he fish hook her mouth, causing her to lift her head and chest skyward while making a sound like a dolphin "uh uh, uh uhh"
Friend one: dude I totally gave my girlfriend a dolphin hook last night.

Friend two: awesome!
by Darth Soldier July 19, 2017
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Home Depot Hooker

(noun)
A person usually male, standing at the entrance of Home Depot waiting for someone to stop and offer cash in exchange for work.
As I pulled in to Home Depot I was greeted by a horde of Home Depot Hookers looking for a quick buck.
by Megawatti September 21, 2011
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man door hand hook car door

man door hand hook car door refers to a popular story based on the urban legend about The Hook. The joke is that the story is horribly written. The story goes as follows:

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.
It is not typically used in a sentence but rather as a stand-alone joke. Simply saying "man door hand hook car door" usually gets a few laughs
by storme k September 14, 2018
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dont get cooked stay of the hook

A term used in splatoon 2 used in the news channel
Dont get cooked stay of the hook!
by Woomy69 April 1, 2019
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hooker safari

A Hooker Safari is the act of driving into a location containing hookers and proceeding to throw rotten fruit at them. This is usually done by a party of 3 people in a 4-door car; however, there have been documented cases of 5+ people taking multiple vans and barrels of bad produce into the inner-city, using the sliding doors to their advantage.
After stopping at the local Stop and Shop to pick up some bad produce, Alice, Bob, and Trent all went on a hooker safari. They returned home at about 4am.
by Kabooofa November 5, 2008
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Meat Hook

The art of stuffin the muff.... You position your figers, with your pinky and thumb stickin out and your other 3 fingers folded {Like the Hang Ten hand gesture}Str8 forward... It is the new SHOCKER!!!!
She was so into it I just had to give her tha meat hook.... Wow she loved it!!!
by Wolfes October 10, 2007
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hooked-up

To be given somthing for free or at a discount usuly by a Homie.

Background from , hook me up to the obvious been hooked-up
Ive been hooked-up like a tow truck
by my buddy @ Budwiser.
by Heavy M January 27, 2005
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