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Hard penis

When a man sees something attractive

Example:
Anything that involves women + r34
Bro I had a hard penis when watching a sextape
by Your average microwave March 17, 2022
mugGet the Hard penismug.

cuphead-hard

When something is so hard it can't be described in words.

This is a reference to the 2018 video game Cuphead which is one of the hardest games I have ever played in my life. Fuck that dragon.
Gamer: Dude I can't beat this game it's so fucking hard!
Some guy: How hard?
Gamer: Cuphead-hard.
by Renewings January 13, 2022
mugGet the cuphead-hardmug.

hard shinzo

(n)

1. Any object that is abnormally hardcore or simply majestic in every way imaginable.
2. Any person that can be described with the aforementioned adjectives.
3. A tag that defines many of the maps in Halo Reach. This does not coincide with the first meaning however; this is a tag that simply means that the map exists and is played by many people.

(adj)

1. A word to describe the hardest of hardcore things.

{note: using the superlative forms of hard, i.e. harder, hardest, one can amplify the amount of hard shinzo used to modify the word they so choose}
1. Mark: "By golly, this pizza that I am placing into my face is very god-tier."
Bob: "Incorrect, my good friend. I am afraid that the pizza that we are now both placing into our faces is not god-tier, but hard shinzo."
Mark: "The hardest."

2. n00b: "lolololol chuck norris is sooooo ritechuss."
Guy with Sense: "I whole-heartedly disagree. Although Chuck Norris seems to be 'righteous', it is in fact a clever ruse. Everyone knows that Andrew Jackson, seventh president of the United States, is more hard shinzo than Chuck Norris ever could be." (note the usage as an adjective in this example)

3. Clever XBOX Live Vagrant: "It appears that this map is very widely downloaded. I will simply put this tag here and hope that everybody laughs at my cleverly placed joke. laugh."
by CountGlenn March 17, 2011
mugGet the hard shinzomug.

hard listener

when you tell someone something, they acknowledge they hear you, and don’t do it or do the opposite. it’s not that they don’t care or hate you, you just can’t get your point across to them so you have to dumb it down.
Jack and rock are hard listeners. what does that mean? they’re fucking dumb
by lmao_adam July 13, 2021
mugGet the hard listenermug.

Hard Grass

Another term used for marijuana. Derived from "hard seltzer"
You got any hard grass? Jai smoked me out last weekend
by Frqnklin November 13, 2022
mugGet the Hard Grassmug.

hang-hard

A well endowed guy that has a penis tip that extends past the balls in the semi-aroused to fully aroused state, hence hanging hard.
Gary: Whoa girl, your booty is looking mighty nice tonight!! You better stop tempting me cuz its getting too obvious my meat on hang-hard status!!

Azeria: Thats a nice big hang-hard you got there G!! Got me nice and moist!!
by BoloQ00 April 1, 2016
mugGet the hang-hardmug.

Hard Dirt

by L0ri3 May 24, 2018
mugGet the Hard Dirtmug.

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