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hand bra

A quasi brassiere formed by holding/covering the naked breasts with one's own hands.
Related: human bra
The webcam girl was happy to sit there wearing nothing but a hand bra, but when someone on chat said "Show us your tits!", she replied, "Only in Private".
by razor__ January 19, 2007
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hand waving

1. Navy slang for semaphore

2. The crude pidgin language adopted by vastly intelligent scienticians when trying to explain complex ideas and theorems to a normal person with only average intelligence or less.
The radio was broken, so the crew of HMS Ipswich had to rely on Hand Waving.

With a lot of Hand Waving, professor Auld was able to explain to Helen the importance of 2+ 3+ alternate magnetic coupling in an antiferromagnetic arrangement.
by TheIan October 23, 2003
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dating my right hand

when you are dating your right hand, it means you are single, so instead of having sex with a person, you have it with you right hand.
Guy who is dating: i got a date with lizzie tonight!
Guy who is dating his right hand: i am still dating my right hand.
by !-Evan-! March 21, 2008
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haden

Badass someone who can just look at you and you fall in love. Way better than Hayden, pronounced Gayden...Also anyone by the name of haden is assured to marry miki the most amazing girl in the world.
by Haden Landis January 23, 2009
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left-handed cheese straightener

1. A complicated-seeming gadget, the purpose of which is nonexistent or difficult to discern. Popularized by comedian George Carlin in a skit where he explained that only in America was the patent for a left-handed cheese straightener already taken.

2. Something odd that can only be found in America.
Person 1: What the #$%&@ is that jumble of levers and pulleys supposed to be?
Person 2: Why, it must be a left-handed cheese straightener!
by Mlle. Plath April 2, 2006
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Hand Man

Eccentric yahoo guy who gets so excited when his webcam comes on that he starts eating his hands and trying to fit them both in his mouth. When hands get boring 'Hand Man' usualy moves onto objects such as lego or pho noodles packets.
It is comon for 'Hand Man' to wear a WW2 German Helmet whilst eating hands/lego to increase the effect of doing so.
Hand man got fizzy beer up his nose and ate his hands
by J-Trooper August 16, 2006
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Haden

Haden is the most wonderful and loving person you can have as a friend. He is also very athletic and is he is very cocky at sports. Haden is beautiful. Get yourself a Haden as a friend.
by Nectar Hector March 17, 2019
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