Pepe the Love Goat 

Suave goat that lives in a Buick Invicta with El Puko.
Might be from Bolivia.
Gets more ass than a toilet seat.

You don't stand a chance in hell with that nubile, you ain't fucking Pepe the Love Goat, cholo!

Pepe the Love Goat by Alex Trebec August 23, 2007

Blowing the Goat 

When you are doing something you hate so much that you would rather have a goat penis stuck in your mouth. Or when you totally screw something up.

When Travis asked Jeremy "How do you like your new job", Jeremy replied " i'd rather be blowing the goat"

When Jeremy asked Travis "How did your test go", Travis said" I really blew the goat on that one"

After spending the day with his inlaws, Travis called Jeremy and said "man, I'd rather be Blowing the Goat

Blowing the Goat by STR8JACKET6 October 16, 2009

Gilded Goat 

When a Male tucks his cock and balls between his thighs, bends over and proceeds to urinate on his partner.

Dude... last night I gave my wife a golden shower.

Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!!

Gilded Goat by The real G-Rad August 28, 2018

Old Goat Nuts

An affectionate and debatably romantic name for your husband of many years when you are hoping to initiate sex.

After lunch let’s go take a little nap, my dearest Old Goat Nuts!

Old Goat Nuts by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

No goat

A phrase made by Kurtis Conner in a video about an animated movie.

Meaning: When a goat does not like something.

"That's a no goat" "I gave my goat food she didn't like. It was a no goat so I gave her other food"

No goat by Nuggetsonn August 24, 2020

Mountain Goat

An expression used by Danes to describe Norwegians.

Check out those mountain goats! They've never been abroad before.

Mountain Goat by Unclecrazy January 14, 2022

Paving the goat path 

Taking an existing process and trying to improve upon or retrofit it with a something new. Especially relevant when the existing process is not the best solution and starting from scratch without any constraints would be better.

I would like to rewrite the application using an updated framework and workflow instead of simply paving the goat path.

Paving the goat path by Mike Josephson June 18, 2008