by Chivemiester22 August 9, 2021

Slang for "You’re very slow”. Not the brightest person, this person doesn’t have to be physically old.
Me:so ya jeff ran to school today
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?
Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????
Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma
Friend: NO WAY
Friend 2: wait who?
Me: ya he was late
Friend: Poor dude, his house is far from school
Friend 2: WHO.????
Me: JEFF. Keep up grandma
by The True Oracle April 19, 2018

A phrase usually ended to the end of a statement, demanding that the listener/reader would ignore the previous content without comment or consideration.
Referencing short form content for mobile devices where one would move from video to video via swiping on their screen. They would be asked to effectively either forget or write off what came before as a mundane or boring event.
Referencing short form content for mobile devices where one would move from video to video via swiping on their screen. They would be asked to effectively either forget or write off what came before as a mundane or boring event.
by Capt. Feathers March 24, 2025

When someone “keep that sh*t on”, it means they’re always dressed nice, or all their outfits “drip”.
by IKTSOinc July 23, 2024

The task of making sure every shot in a porn film is consistent with the shot that came before as well as e one to follow. For instance of you're shooting a sex scene that's going to take 2 days to shoot and the female talent shows up the 1st day with a full bush. And she shows up o set the 2nd fully shaved then you've definitely got a cuntinuity problem! she'll have to wear a merkin to finish the shot so to speak!
by 4realazitgits March 23, 2021

The long-standing slogan of Portland, Oregon, at present ground zero in the new world of American Fascism.
"Be careful what you wish for", he thought, passing the downtown mural that said 'Keep Portland Weird'. Hours earlier, he had been grabbed by heavily-armed, camo-clad paramilitary, thrown into an unmarked van, blindfolded, sped away, dragged into a building, interrogated, and much later dumped back on the street. Portland was getting weird in ways that no one could have imagined.
by Monkey's Dad July 25, 2020

Similar to keep it 100 or keep it a buck but more along the lines of keep it straight or in complete honesty.
by Anonymous Mind May 15, 2016
