Fidgeter

A person who moves your belongings from where you last remember them being to an entirely different place you may never look for them at with no good reasoning behind it.

Barbara quite the fidgeter, moved his safety glasses from the table where he left them and put them in a random basket in the kitchen and he didn't find them for months, endangering his eyes everytime he mowed the lawn.

by 666kty March 15, 2025

Fridge Tapas

When you bring multiple and tiny portions of weeks’ dinner leftovers for your work lunch and spread it out on the communal work lunch table, confusing your workmates and using up all the staff cutlery.

Sally-Anne: Hey Sid, I can’t tell if that’s Chinese or Indian or Levantine or Japanese food you are eating. And you have taken up half the staff table.

Sid: I’ve got dinner leftovers of a bit of everything I didn’t want to throw out, so I can save 7$ on lunch. It won’t fill me up anyways, so I’ll finish this and head to the cafe.

Sally-Anne: You got fridge tapas! Woo-Hoo!

by Greensnot March 26, 2025

Fridge

A robust and spectacular lizzo sized woman who is deadset on protecting her friends from meaningful relationships because she herself cant find one.

"Fridge protects the snacks"
"You wanna talk to her?! Give her 100$ broke little man"

by Patriachy June 13, 2025

fridge inspired

Another way of saying super cool, usually said to hype up a friend

"Pretty sure I'm not cool,"
"Dude ur fridge inspired, wtf"

by Frosty Pupperina June 29, 2025

Fridge cigarette

Basically an energy drink but its slang for people with caffeine addictions

Duuude I need a fridge cigarette because I got a headache and havent had one since yesterday.

by Thatguywithcaffeine June 29, 2025

Fridge temperature IQ

Someone who’s so stupid they don’t even have room temperature IQ and their IQ is the same as the temperature of the fridge

Bro this girl I met is so stupid she doesn’t even have room temperature IQ, she has fridge temperature IQ

by The Homeless Scholar July 7, 2025

Fridge

fridge protects the snacks. the snack being ur crush , gf , or anyone u found attractive , and the fridge is usually their friend , that tries to stop any of ur advancements

I liked her but her friends kept fridge(ing) me

by Toxiccocksyndrome July 8, 2025