Flextate

Jumping from one opinion to another.

'You see Jim, I think that my sexuality may be flextating. I just don't know what I want anymore, I just flextate from gay to straight.

by EllyR1993 October 21, 2010

fleedaling

derived vaguely from "flustered" and "reading," frustrated reading, when you are emailing, texting or chatting a significant and you read too fast because you are exceptionally excited to be talking to them, the act of skipping words or misunderstanding what they are saying because you are so giddy to be talking to them

i was fleedaling so bad yesterday i couldnt even read the back of your shirt!

by swords girl December 12, 2010

FleischTime

Sex via FaceTime on the iPhone 4.

My girlfriend lives a hundred miles away, so when it's about that time for my sticky fix at the end of the day, I whip out my iPhone 4 (and my other favorite hand-held device) and we FleischTime till my battery icon turns red.

by mjskar December 13, 2010

Flermoen

It is a utensil for eating pussy. It also is used for pounding ass in some rare cases. Flermoens come in five distinct colors: Maroon, Red, Blue, Magenta and Periwinkle. They can be bought at any Target.

"Dude, I totally broke my flermoen last night in that girls asshole."

by Regan11 May 6, 2011

Flerghber

An accident which turns out to be awesome.

person 1: *falls over and whilst falling throws a paper into the bin*
person 2: wow! what a flerghber

by tangentroom August 3, 2011

flerding

When a nerd shamelessly flirts with a girl way out of his league, commonly using nerd humor and referencing nerd appropriate media. (example: video games, star wars, LARP)

Hot girl: "Eww, that creepy guy was just flerding with me, he told me my hair was as beautiful as an elven princess"

by johnny catastrophe December 27, 2011

flenard

A non intelligent human being. Usually tend to be douche bags.

flenards....Usually people named

Alex
Ronny
Zoran
Mikey

by Opheeelyahiney January 10, 2012