From First To Last

A band that is good,but they are really,really overrated.
They're not the best band on the planet,just like Fall Out Boy or Alexisonfire.
They seem awesome until you listen to MCR Thursday or AT The Drive In and when you do they seem quite sucky.
Still,I'd pick FFTL over most post hardcore bands.

From First To Last: Cool at the moment but not all that brilliant. They do have Sonny Morre,though...

by bandanasrerad August 28, 2006

first sniffs

The act of directing one's gaseous expulsions toward those around them (mostly in the form of a fart)

Being selfless with one's malodorous gifts

His generosity was evident from his willingness to give family and friends first sniffs.l

by Phishy November 19, 2004

First video game

The very first video game ever created. Since the definition of a "video game" is rather murky, the first video game ever created remains disputed.

Most consider the 1972 arcade hit Pong to be the very first video game, but there have been machines at least resembling a video game ever since a missile command simulator using a cathode ray tube that was created as early as 1947. The 1952 EDSAC computer game "OXO" as well as William Hoggenbotham's 1958 production "Tennis for Two" can also be considered the first, though they were played using an oscilloscope and may not have necessarily been digital raster display.

by Nicholas Weiner April 28, 2008

First Continental Congress

The act of multiple people ejaculating on someone's back, then all signing it with a sharpie.

George Washington: Hey lets invite Betsy Ross over for a First Continental Congress.

Benjamin Franklin: Splendid.

by Nav23 April 17, 2011

First

Naahhh nooo.... I was here first. And I also said that if someone against whom you have no social or reputational recourse said some of the shit I said. People would have no choice but to agree. Because I am correct.

Hym "Not the first but he is good. And I like dip shit's take on him where he's says (and I'm paraphrasing) 'See he says the shit that I say, blah blah blah work hard, it's just the other shit that's the problem." And it's like, dawg, the other shit is why he's as popular as he is. Everyone sells that work hard bullshit. I scroll past a dozen different guys telling people to work hard and for everyone one video of theirs I see ten of his or ten about him. And my problem with that is: The success of the philosophy of hard work is predicated on other people not doing it entirely. What happens if 100% of people "work hard"? You go to McDonald's and a jacked man with cauliflower ears takes your order. You see another jacked guy flipping burgers. Everyone is working their hardest. Do either of these guys get promoted? No. Because the store can only have so many managers and the managers are shredded and working their hardest. What does that ripped McDonald's employee do? Leave his job? And go where? Walmart? Everyone there is swole as fuck and working their hardest. And they were there before he showed up. Now he's at the back of the line (in terms of promotion) making $10 and hour as a muscle-bound Walmart employee. What does he do? What do the people other than him do? They're also working their hardest. Do they all leave? No more Walmart. No more McDonald's. Do they all start business? So no more employees? Everyone is working their hardest."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2022

person first

Policitally correct way of referring to someone who isn't normal. Basically it means that they're so fucked up, you need to remind everyone that they're even a person.

I'm not crippled, I'm a person with a disability.

He's not an autistic fuck, he's a person with autism.

He's not a downs, he's a person with Down's Syndrome.

Whoops, forgot that you're a person first.

by UrbanPrick April 2, 2008

first kiss

first french kiss with some person

my brother will never get his first kiss

by Toxic March 13, 2004