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face pet

Generally - the natural occurrence of facial hair, also known as a beard, which tends to grow on a man's face, if he chooses not to shave for an extended period of time.
Specifically - Jake Gyllenhaal's beard.

Etymology:

The term face pet was first coined by "lemniscate", on September 29th 2010, when posting on the popular Jake Gyllenhaal fan blog called Wet Dark And Wild.
The word combination face pet was engendered in reference to:
1) the tendency men have to subconsciously stroke and touch their face and/or facial hair; often a form of auto-erotic touching when flirting to indicate they're interested
2) the health benefits discovered by researchers at the University of Warwick with regards to stroking or playing with one's pet
Jake gently strokes his face pet whilst staring into the distance, lost in a wistful gaze.
by Razzmatazz101 March 1, 2012
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Snorkel face

When the guy has a boner, the girl holds it pointing toward the ceiling and places her top lip near the head and sloooowllly moves it down toward the balls. Her top lip gets caught on the dick shaft and flips upward, her mouth looking like she's wearing a snorkel mask. When she talks with her lip pulled upwards it looks how it would if she was talking wearing a snorkel mask.
Bobby (to Mikey): Dude, Cindy snorkel faced me last night.

Mikey: No way! What did she say with it?

Bobby: She said, "Hey Bobby, did you remember to pay rent on time?"

And I couldn't take her seriously because it looked like she was wearing a snorkel mask.
by JAIMLEY February 13, 2020
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Krook Face

Rapper from America that use go by the name BRAIN APEX.
by Mddk9393 January 9, 2019
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Face Chunking

Face Chunking is the act of throwing up in the face of someone you are getting intimate with.
I was Face Chunking this hoe who didn't give me no loving.
by MC Gooch July 6, 2010
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Drank in the face

When an individual approaches their victim, with a pint of beer and proceeds to chug the entire pint in a very close proximity to their face. If the victim is a friend, grabbing their shoulder and bringing them even closer to oneself while chugging is acceptable.
Joey: "Have you ever been drank in the face?"
Tom: "No..."

--Joey proceeds to chug a beer very close to Tom's face--

Joey: "You just got drank in the face!"
by JohnnyEngg February 15, 2010
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cake face

when a girl has too much makeup on
by sharks28 October 26, 2016
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Dairy-face

Looking as though one eats an abundance of dairy products, either in conjunction with, or in replacement of ones regular diet. Facial features include a sallow, pale, sickly appearance often with bags under ones eyes or sagging jowls. Dairy-faced people may also have a yogurt like odor after spending an extended period of time in the sun.
Michelle: "Look at that man on the subway, he's a total dairy-face"

Marin: "A what?"

Man: (Yawns and casually reads the NY Times while slowly peeling and eating a child sized snack, known to most as string-cheese. Out of his Jansport backpack peeks a bottle of 2% milk, obviously hormone free.)
by Gimpyadventures October 11, 2013
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