Snorkel face

When the guy has a boner, the girl holds it pointing toward the ceiling and places her top lip near the head and sloooowllly moves it down toward the balls. Her top lip gets caught on the dick shaft and flips upward, her mouth looking like she's wearing a snorkel mask. When she talks with her lip pulled upwards it looks how it would if she was talking wearing a snorkel mask.

Bobby (to Mikey): Dude, Cindy snorkel faced me last night.

Mikey: No way! What did she say with it?

Bobby: She said, "Hey Bobby, did you remember to pay rent on time?"

And I couldn't take her seriously because it looked like she was wearing a snorkel mask.

by JAIMLEY February 13, 2020

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Cockslap Face

A girl so immensely pretty you just want to slap her face with your cock.

"How can you possibly be friends with that Cockslap Face?! I would hit her all the time."

"I can be friends with her because I no longer have a cock."

"..."

by Volcanosaurus August 28, 2013

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face exercises

giving blowjobs (i.e., a good way to slim down yr face)

Man, I feel chubs - I should really do some face exercises. My boyfriend will be stoked!

by lil_circe May 5, 2008

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Weak Face

In a hurry? Apply Weak Face. It is when you apply a little makeup to your face instead of a whole shit ton. Once you've moisturized you can create a natural makeup look by applying concealer to any blemishes and under your eyes, then apply powder foundation to the rest of your face.

The head administrator had to attend a funeral at work today. She applied a thin layer of "weak face". Not the usual slutty and whoring caked on face love that she usually wears.

by kerb-stirer May 26, 2018

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