Dumpster Diving

When a guy performs oral sex on a girl while she is taking a shit.

"What do you call a blumpkin for a girl?"

"Oh that's dumpster diving."

by McNooget April 26, 2010

dumpster diving

Instead of a smoke break it's a blow break...When two emloyees agree to meet near the dumpster for 60 seconds of oral pleasure.

Employee 1 asks," Hey, you wanna blow me?" ..Employee 2 replies," Sure. Why not? I'll meet you near the dumpster in five.". --Hence dumpster diving has a new meaning.

by P.T.T. March 6, 2007

Palestian Dumptruck

When you take a shit on a girl's face then sprinkle your pubes on it and then make her eat it.

My boyfriend gave me a Palestian Dumptruck and it had corn in it.

by Fucktart911 July 25, 2009

dumpster

see upper deck

to shit wrecklessly.

After taking that dumpster I feel like I lost 10 pounds!

I need to go take a dumpster.

by goatse May 24, 2004

Dumpsta

A place where you dump stuff.

dat mo fo is a cum dumpsta fo sho!

by Ikhabod Pain November 11, 2004

dumpster diving

Hanging out with really ugly chicks.

Guy friend: I was lookin through your facebook pics from that party, you sure were dumpster diving werent you!
Guy at party: I was so drunk I didnt even notice I was, were they that bad?

or

All these pretty girls are whack, lets go dumpsterdiving tonight

by bizzyare November 5, 2009

Scapulation Dumping refers to dumping scapula's

Scapulation dumping refers to the process of dumping scapula’s. Little is known about Scapula’s (from the latin word Scapulaiincredabilous) except that they are found at incredible depths within the worlds oceans. It is within their home environment that they creep and crawl over the ocean floors gathering the bubbles from shark farts.

Deep sea trawlers net the scapulas, extract the shark farts and encapsulate them in a vat of spirits which are ultimately sold to the manufacturers of spirit levels and used for the bubbles found within those levels.
Extreme caution must be applied throughout the action to avoid the shark farts entering the seamen’s blood stream and causing “the bends”.

The Scapula’s are not harmed during the process and are dumped back into the sea once their valuable cargo’s are extracted hence the expression “scapulation dumping”.

Prof J.S. Miller

Scapulation Dumping refers to dumping scapula's and is associated with production of Pioneer Brickies Levels

by Ormbo January 22, 2008