Double Flexative

When two people try to flex on eachother, they get cancelled out.

“Yo, I got AirPods”
“I’ve got a Rolex”
“Looks like we’ve got a double flexative”

by Wobbly wagon wheels July 8, 2019

Double doinker dick

When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once

“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”

by SMC_SNIPER September 23, 2019

Double Decker Biscuit

Someone who says they are over weight in a joking manner.

"I'm not fat, I'm a Double Decker Biscuit."

by TomHemy2020 January 15, 2020

Double Decker Bumhole

When someone can fit 2 dicks, one on top of the other, inside of their anal cavity.

“Cor blimey, she can fit 2 in? Get me in on that we can do a double decker bumhole”

“Come on lads, let’s team up and giver her a double decker bumhole”

by Hamuel Sicks August 10, 2020

Doubledicknigger

When a nigger is such a dick,that calling him a dick, doesn't suffice.

Doubledicknigger Tyrone, that dildo motherfucker, has yet again broken the law!

by Fukaface! September 7, 2020

Double Zero

Something cooler than cool. Something so cool it can only be described by the fictional temperature “double zero”.

See also, “zero”

“Did you see that Keanu Reeves is giving away autographed super cars filled with puppies?” “Yeah! Thats double zero.”

by Itsmee November 10, 2020

Double rotisserie chicken

A fairly common sexual act where you and a friend have two girls scissoring with a doubled ended dildo in their asses to hold them together. You and your friend subsequently lube up your dicks and insert them into either girls mouth, allowing the two of you to spin the two girls around freely, holding them up solely with the strength of your erections.

I heard Conor and Jack spun two girls upwards of 50mph while doing a double rotisserie chicken on them!

by Butch cont November 22, 2020